me too they say ibm on them
IBM has decided to test other markets.
Introducing the IBM Washing System z9. Using it's dynamic double-bladed shredder, it shreds clothes, cleans the shreds, and dynamically creates an equal number of clothing articles by using a patented DualWeave stitching algorithm.
With it's patented design, the settings can be changed by simply inserting the special boot cartridge into the fabric softener receptacle. The washing machine boots the best Operating System ever known, OS/2. It then uses the presentation manager to display an assortment of settings, ranging from blood stains to smushed weasel entrail stains.
warning: IBM is not liable for damages, consequential or otherwise, incurred from the use,misuse, or general lack of understanding my customers about our product,OS/2, the word "operating system" or otherwise. Any warranties, Express or implied, are void in Alabama and Oklahoma for no particular reason whatsoever.
