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Chat Quote of the Day
« on: August 23, 2010, 10:16:58 PM »
  Just wanted to do something to have fun..  ''Chat Quote of the Day''

8-23-2010

guest_03:   But the computer came with a trial of Norton, which in my opinion is no better than waving a plastic sword.
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2010, 04:15:45 AM »
 ;D

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2010, 12:58:59 PM »
Nice one....LOL

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2010, 07:06:41 PM »
That is amazing and totally true!
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 07:07:19 PM »
  Quote for 8-25-10  thanks to Patio


matt_technology:   try staying very close to the router then close the internet


(this was to help a guest with a slow keyboard while only using the internet)   ;D
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 10:44:27 PM »

8-26-2010

Bondgirl009:   i used avg, once got 3 viruses without avg even flinching, so no free virus checkers seem dangerous



(dangerous?)
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2010, 06:37:32 PM »
 8-30-10



 guest_56: who can help me with my chemistry homework??
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2010, 06:24:19 AM »
 ;D       :D        :P
   
 
" Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2010, 09:35:51 PM »
8-31-110

Guest_04:  I was wondering if I would be able to get the address off of a comment that was left anonymously on a public site.


(good luck with that)
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2010, 08:51:15 PM »
9-8-10

Liberty_Guest98: I have a cable that came with my card along with two plastic things and a CDrom
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2010, 04:20:35 PM »
9-8-10

Liberty_Guest98: I have a cable that came with my card along with two plastic things and a CDrom
That's good!
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2010, 05:37:02 PM »
9-10-10


Mal-2:   I've disassembled the keyboard in order to clean the cup o' noodles i spilled on it. luckily no damage to the motherboard or microchips, all the residue is on/in the keyboard
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2010, 11:42:48 AM »
05-october-2010

23:03   guest_38   If my computer gets a virus can i get it too?

 ???  ::)
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 12:02:02 PM »
 ;D     :D      ;D
   
 
" Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 03:43:57 PM »
That's actually more of a common question then you'd imagine, which is why I like the term "malware" better than "virus", since virus can confused with human viruses.
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2010, 01:13:35 PM »
10-29-10


|Balrog|   Nothing says "I love you" like an overheated video card
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2010, 09:01:31 AM »
11-2-10



lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2010, 08:16:08 PM »
11-2-10



lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected
Oh the joys of piracy.
Where's MagicSpeed?
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 12:51:45 PM »
 
HopeBot   *WARNING # 3/3* Masters Please watch your language. Continue to use profanity (dam) and you will be kicked and/or banned.


Masters   that stupid profanity filter must be set to devout christian mode or something
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2011, 12:56:13 PM »
If it censors/detects "dam" then it's clearly Anti-beaver! As a Canadian I am obligated to now boycott HopeBot! (or something)  ;D
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2011, 01:04:05 PM »
How about the Hoover dam.

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day Revived
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2017, 02:05:23 PM »


EricA   Hello is anyone here who can help me?
EricA   i have a problem
EricA   i wont say what the problem is but i have one
EricA   so you have to guess my problem, but i still wont tell you if you guess correctly .
EricA   but i still need help
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2017, 03:24:33 PM »
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Caller: “Well, you’re doing really well so far, so let’s see. The meaning of life?”
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