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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2010, 01:13:35 PM »
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|Balrog|   Nothing says "I love you" like an overheated video card
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2010, 09:01:31 AM »
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lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2010, 08:16:08 PM »
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lostcoast:    nothing says ''I love you'' like a free paid program that's infected
Oh the joys of piracy.
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2011, 12:51:45 PM »
 
HopeBot   *WARNING # 3/3* Masters Please watch your language. Continue to use profanity (dam) and you will be kicked and/or banned.


Masters   that stupid profanity filter must be set to devout christian mode or something
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2011, 12:56:13 PM »
If it censors/detects "dam" then it's clearly Anti-beaver! As a Canadian I am obligated to now boycott HopeBot! (or something)  ;D
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2011, 01:04:05 PM »
How about the Hoover dam.

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Re: Chat Quote of the Day Revived
« Reply #21 on: February 21, 2017, 02:05:23 PM »


EricA   Hello is anyone here who can help me?
EricA   i have a problem
EricA   i wont say what the problem is but i have one
EricA   so you have to guess my problem, but i still wont tell you if you guess correctly .
EricA   but i still need help
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Re: Chat Quote of the Day
« Reply #22 on: February 21, 2017, 03:24:33 PM »
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We have several new employees, and one of them is currently sitting with me while I show her how to handle our calls. She is older, and has commented several times that I say the weirdest things.)

Me: “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Caller: “Well, you’re doing really well so far, so let’s see. The meaning of life?”
Me: “Well, as far as I understand, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.”

Caller: “You would be surprised how many people don’t know that.”
Me: “Those people probably also don’t know where their towel is, and that’s a shame.”

Caller: *cracks up laughing*
Trainee: “…”
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