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bayern

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How to protect and fix your PC.
« on: November 18, 2006, 02:26:22 PM »
The force of evil spirit is mighty. exorcism must be performed from time to time.

Thou shall not commit sin and thou shall follow these steps:

1) Place a Holy Bible on top of your PC with the cross facing up.

2) Wrap all wires inside of your PC with Rosaries.

3) Chop up as many garlics as you can and place them as close to your gazilion giga hertz cpu heat sink.

4) If the aroma does not drive the evil away, and the spirit persists, a drastic measurement is required-- make a 10 inch long wooden cross with the bottom end sharpened, aim the sharpened end at the heart of your PC, armed with a large hammer, punch in as hard as you can and say Die, Die ,Die three times. The sparks will kill the evil once and for all.

5) Exorcism completed.

6) Please restart your PC.

B.

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Re: How to protect and fix your PC.
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2006, 02:27:14 PM »
Works Great ! !
   
 
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Sambob

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Re: How to protect and fix your PC.
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2006, 02:34:51 PM »
It didn't work, now there's a fire and it smells funky as well as being evil. I tried gettin my sister to throw herself at it but it just threw her back.

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    Re: How to protect and fix your PC.
    « Reply #3 on: November 18, 2006, 03:04:22 PM »
    How about:

    1) If you don't know how to properly build a system have someone do it for you.

    2) If you don't know how to upgrade or repair a system have someone do it for you.

    3) If you don't know how to properly protect your system on the internet, pull the plug.

    4) If you don't know how to use Google, learn.

    5) Make regular backups of your data to something other than a hard drive. If it's really precious back it up to two places.

    6) If you are using Windows use a real one and update it as needed.

    7) As a matter of fact use legal software for everything.

    8) If you are lost, post on Computer Hope, but only if you use proper grammar and spelling. Complete sentences are always appreciated.

    9) Don't be deceitful to Rob Pomeroy. If you are, all bets are off.

    10) See below.
    « Last Edit: November 18, 2006, 03:06:27 PM by GX1_Man »
    Please post as much information about your computer, operating system, and problem as possible, what happened prior to problems, etc. Too much info is OK, too little is pointless! Don't just say "My computer doesn't work. What's wrong?"