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Software => Computer programming => Topic started by: 50m3R3%31 on April 21, 2008, 12:05:01 AM

Title: Funny C code
Post by: 50m3R3%31 on April 21, 2008, 12:05:01 AM

This is some really funny code (although you have to open it at the command prompt). Call the file stop.

#include <stdio.h>

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int main()
{
printf("Cannot stop: Bad mood error.")
return(0)
}

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Har har!

Title: Re: Funny C code
Post by: Sidewinder on April 21, 2008, 11:56:30 AM

Not to be critical and notwithstanding your claim of not being a noob (http://www.computerhope.com/forum/index.php/topic,55514.0.html), your snippet will not compile.

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#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf("Cannot stop: Bad mood error.");
return(0);
}

As I read in another post, attention to detail is critical in programming (no matter how you spell it!)

 8)

Title: Re: Funny C code
Post by: Aegis on May 01, 2008, 07:13:04 PM

Is that a loop which reprints "Cannot stop: bad mood error."?

Title: Re: Funny C code
Post by: BC_Programmer on May 08, 2008, 10:34:43 AM

looks like that was the intention- but as it stands it will just show it once and go back to the prompt.


heres one that simulates the prompt.... I made it in VC++ 6- other compilers will likely require the removal of the stdafx line I believe.
well here it is.

#include "stdafx.h"
#include <string.h>
#include <iostream.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[])
{
   char cmdline[128];
   char crlf[7]="\0xD\0xA";
   int currmsg=-1;
   do
   {
   currmsg++;
   cout << endl;
   printf("C:\\>",crlf);
   gets(cmdline);
   cout << endl;
   if (currmsg==0)
      printf("An Error occured processing a token in command line '%s'.%s A Possible reason may be you smell.",cmdline,crlf);
   else if (currmsg==1)
      printf("Disk error while processing command '%s'. Ensure you have applied sufficient deodorant to prevent your hard disk from being offended.",cmdline);
   else if (currmsg==2)
      printf("I was just about to execute your command, '%s', but changed my mind at the last second.",cmdline);
   else if (currmsg==3)
      printf("hey, stop telling me what to do. I'm not going to perform a '%s' just for you.",cmdline);
   else if (currmsg==4)
   {
      printf("crap, it worked this time.");
       for(int i=0;i<15;i++)
         {
         printf(".");
      }
      printf("whew, something bad happened when I tried.");
   }   
   else if (currmsg==5)
      {
         printf("for gods sake, I thought you'd give up already!");
         currmsg=-1;
      }
      printf(crlf);
   } while (stricmp("quit",cmdline)!=0);
   printf("%s%sdarn, you said the secret word. oh well.",cmdline);
   return 0;
}

Title: Re: Funny C code
Post by: priyanka raut on February 16, 2012, 05:56:43 PM

pls snd me c code for "everyone is having interest in rearrangements. find all the rearrangements possible with 0-9 digits without repetition of digit in number and count them. the number  should contain distinct digit. the number should not start from 0."