Computer Hope
Other => Other => Topic started by: Raptor on December 17, 2005, 11:21:47 AM
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Finish the story:
Once upon a time there was a great great wizard forum troll called Merlin who....
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Lurked around these forums, once being wise, then his head turned to mush, now he....
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Is about to get smashed in the face with many pies. Nathan told him to stop, but alas...
[glb]Flame[/glb]
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... he simply would not die, despite the best efforts and fervent hopes of all who ever saw him emerge from under his bridge.........
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.....so he huffed and puffed, trying to blow his own ego up......
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No worries......as we all will die...>>
.....ulimate justice.....
I dont bother in answering posts that are a total waste of time......? like this one......
Why not tell your mum<how bad i have been > ;D
This post is good........did a five year old post it.....and the replies maybe of a simular age....
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Your really hypocritical Merlin. You say we're idiots for posting. But...You've posted. So if you're going to call us all idiots, then just say that one thing. then stop posting. Leave, Do us all a favour.
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And then we can all meditate.... 8)
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No worries......as we all will die...>>
Some of us sooner than others, hopefully. But we digress, people. Back to the story!
.....so he huffed and puffed, trying to blow his own ego up......
... and mighty and fearsome was he in his own eyes. Until one day when....
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..Someone finally plotted to kill him...
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Nice reply flame......or your your fate is sealed......which handle...?
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....then Raptor went over to his house.....
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Sorry but i live in flat........frankie lyons from canada....
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.... And once Raptor came to Merlin's house, he realised that it was a tall building... A tall building representing all that is computer-ebonics.. It is there that...
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.....he found Merlin fondling his warez......
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And well, you can imagine the rest... Later, Raptor...
[glb]Flame[/glb]
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....and now my children every december is a memorial month of Merlin and he will always be hero in our minds devoting himself to innovation of english language.
RIP Merlin...
It 's time for bed.
End of story.
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You are NOT supposed to END the bloody story!
I give up! You people are truly worthless! Even at doing wrong, you people are wrong!
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And in the sequel (which is now starting).....
Merlin goes to Hooland to see the windmills, but instead finds a teletubby.......
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with an oversize sack to gather the flour...he then...
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Runs into an Amsterdam prostitute with which he...
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You are NOT supposed to END the bloody story!
I am not ending story.
I am supposing END fo the STORY!
It must be like mine. No escape. So Raptor be quick IT MUST BE DONE on this month.
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... Shortly later he was assassinated by Oswald...
[glb]Flame[/glb]
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Merlin_2 owns you all. ;D
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Merlin_2 owns nothing, not even his own self-respect.
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MacMerlin strikes again.
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Flame is confused lol ???
[glb]Flame[/glb]
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You guys make Merlin HERO.
You ALL love him very much.
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Mac, do you have personal issues with every religion, or just Christianity?
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Stop constantly changing your opinion/facts. First you said you had children, now you deny that you have children?
If you ask me, you're 25 year old art-college student who needs to get a hobby other than sociopolitical ranting & notions.
I would not want any child of mine to be killed in a war or to be robbed to the point of having nothing.
How noble. This tells me two things: Either you lost your testicles in a [horrible] accident or you're trying desperately to keep the gene pool clean. I really think more people should consider not reproducing theirselves. If you are uncertain wheter you should, please speak to me and I will tell you.
To quote Master Nukem:
You're an inspiration for birth control.
But seriously - Mac - You look a lot like Merlin. Neither of you make sense, both of you rant on about subjects that only you understand. I am certain that Merlin thinks animal sex was invented by the pope as well. The only real difference between you two is that you can actually write and spell English words!
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The only real difference between you two is that you can actually write and spell English words!
Not bad for a Buddhist huh! ;D
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I doubt you are a buddhist. Do you sleep in the smallest bed you could find? Should you even have a bed? Why do you have a computer? You must be an awfully modern interpretation of a Buddhist.
Just because you've read a book or two on Buddhism and seen the term in a few western movies doesn't mean you actually know what it's about. Just like using chop sticks and wearing Anime T-shirts doesn't make you Japanese.