Computer Hope
Other => Other => Topic started by: Dilbert on December 31, 2005, 11:48:44 AM
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What's "real life"? :-?
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What's "real life"? :-?
Real, as in not virtual?
;)
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What's "real life"? :-?
Practically anything which is not 'holy'.
See Amazing statistics on smoking! (http://www.computerhope.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?num=1136055816)
So don't put cigarettes in your mouth hol(e)y.
Holy = Set apart (i.e., letting God give you a purpose for your life). This makes sense to me, as this life is no more than a blink of an eye compared to eternity.
"One day you will read in the newspapers that Mr. Moody is dead. Don't you believe it! At that moment I will be more alive than I have ever been." -- Rev. D.L. Moody
Of course, if Jesus was not God, then folks like me should be pitied for not getting all the enjoyment out of sin before i breathed my last. Like Paul wrote, if what Christians believe is not true, they are to be pitied above all others. The trick is to examine the evidence with an open mind and decide whether a dead guy really did get up and walk. If He did, then what He did is the most important event in history. In fact, all history is then centered on His story.
Something to think about.
:)
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Is that you Merlin? :-/
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Mac why for the love of god do you keep deleting your first posts?
R0SS
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Is that you Merlin? :-/
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Is that you Merlin? :-/
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Looks like it.
R0SS
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Hey Nathan, mind running some numbers for us? ;)
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Where's page one?
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Mac removed his post, witch was the first one.
no ones knows why......
R0SS
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That's his new trademark... Welcome back Merlin old chap... :P
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Mac's too incoherent to be Merlin and vice versa.
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Is that you Merlin? :-/
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Nope, Merlin_2 is Merlin.
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It hinted at the unmentionable. (Work) So in respect to Nathan I deleted it.
You are as bits in a computer. :-X
No offense taken (by me, anyway). It sounded like a good conversation starter for the Other forum.
Hope things are going well for you, Mac.
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To answer the topic's question, i'm an overworked and underpaid software support technician, technical writer, and electronic publisher for a software business that provides GPS and accounting software and hardware to farmers.
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It is rather unhelpful and confusing to all. :(
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Im a student and a Hospital Radio presenter.
R0SS
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I'm an R.N. case manager (so I get to fight a lot with insurance companies) and do consulting for psychiatric outpatient facilities.
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and do consulting for psychiatric outpatient facilities.
Perhaps you can help Mac?
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All too many replies are rather childish and that doesn't help either.
Geez, can't you take a joke, Mac? I was only kidding. If it helps, I'll give a serious answer: I'm a student. I'm in my Freshman year of High School.
That better, Mac? ;)
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Perhaps you can help Mac?
I'll take that on right after I finish with Merlin. ;)
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(http://www.comcen.com.au/~fed/crazy.gif)
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i'm an architect :)
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I'm an architect :)
Terrific! What do you arch, and where?
Ever considered social 'architecture'?
Would you prefer to live in a skyscraper in a faceless smog-filled city or on a farm in beautiful countryside with good views and clean air?
i'm not so good in english so would you describe the word "arch" the translator machine gives a weired result.
i work at my office that is builded on my house... that is located in the woods... (nearest "way" is on 200 meters (feet=???) from my office/home)
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I'm a student and a Hospital Radio presenter.
R0SS
Interesting...
What are you studying?
Well a mix really. Computing Physics Maths and English.
In August i hope to get the grades required to do a degree in Avionics.
R0SS
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I live in holland. There are many woods and nice places to in holland, not such warm as in italy or something, but still nice :)
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I am Mathematical Physics Equation master student.
i don't like it at all. this is the last semester. i am finishing... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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I live in Holland. There are many woods and nice places too in Holland, not so warm as in Italy or something, but still nice. :)
Where I was born? Den Haag? Israelstraatsplein.
My Grandfather was a sea pilot in Vlissingen.
do you speak dutch too ;D
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Quote from R0SS on Today at 12:43am:
*It stops me from drinking. :-X
do you really can't stop drinking... :o :o
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Do you speak dutch too ;D
Yah weh!
super, dat ik dat nu maar nog ontdek :D, wat doe jij eigenlijk als beroep?
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Yah Weh isn't Dutch, you idiot. Haven't you got a pope to assassinate?
I'm a guy pretending to be Roofvogel even though that's Dutch for Raptor.
Sjeesh, I was wondering if you people were ever going to figure it out. >:(
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In case you're wondering; the reason I came back is because I felt bad about the private message I had left on the forums. The moderator deserves better than that as he's working quite hard on Computerhope.com. (Well, apart from the looks, which I am still convinced are bloody ugly!)
So consider this my formal apology to anyone insulted. Apart from the people that have been arrogant and say silly things when I try to help 'm. I hope they'll contract a nasty computer virus that will never allow them to switch to another operating system but Windows for all eternity.
I still can't be bothered answering questions every day, though. I'm sure I've typed so many characters now that you could string 'm all together and cover at least half the world with 'm. I'm not going to cover the other half of the equator as well.
Goody bye!
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Figured it out in 0.2 seconds years ago.
I once put a plastic crow decoy on top of the garage to stop birds migrating over it and to keep Bull finches from eating all the cherry buds. Roof - Bird.
Ja weh (slang) (yes mate) sounds like Yah weh, sounds like Yahweh.
Jesu sounds like J'ai su (I have known)(knowledge)(carnal knowledge)(knowledge as in Taxi driver) J'avais su sounds like Yahweh su.
Roofvogel = Bird of prey
The words are interchangable too...
The Lunatic is in your head. Care for a poison wafer? Pluto = poison dwarf = plutonium.
Diet of Worms Piet?
So you can go 'fishing'. >:(
I've just got to ask, Mac. How are you related to Merlin? This is schizophrenic babble. Not cute, not intelligent, not relevant, not anything normal.
There's your honest feedback for the year. Let's stick to computers now rather than your rants against reality. You make really good sense when you stay on topic.
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You would have to understand King Crimson, the "Court of the Crimson King", 21st Century schizoid man, half and half, pork sausages, link hogthrob, pigs in space, plus the red and black, scarlet pimpernel, schizophrenia that is some types of religion and all the rest of the mumbo-jumbo nonsense.
Just because you don't (?) doesn't mean that I don't.
Just because you do, doesn't mean that it's real.
But let's get back to computers......
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Yah Weh isn't Dutch, you idiot. Haven't you got a pope to assassinate?
I'm a guy pretending to be Roofvogel even though that's Dutch for Raptor.
Sjeesh, I was wondering if you people were ever going to figure it out. >:(
JAH WEH, IS DUTCH? how can you know that, IT MEANS: yes hé. it's just a dialect you stupid fool, in correct dutch it should be "ja hoor", but it still stays ducht, you fool