Computer Hope

Other => Other => Topic started by: GX1_Man on July 16, 2006, 09:16:11 PM

Title: Tech Support Call
Post by: GX1_Man on July 16, 2006, 09:16:11 PM

SUPPORT: "Hello, technical support.  How can I help you?"

LADY: "Last night my computer started making a lot of hissing noise at me so I shut it down. This morning when I turned it on, the computer started hissing and cracking, then started smoking and a bad smell, then nothing."

SUPPORT: "I will have a technician come over first thing this morning.  Just leave the computer just like it is so they can find the problem and fix it or change it out with another computer. Give me your address and telephone number and the technician will be there just as soon as possible."

   When the technician got there, the lady showed the technician where the computer was and told what happened to it.  This is what the technician found wrong. Take a look at the pictures... you won't believe your eyes!!!

   And you thought you had computer problems

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/GX1_Man/ATT35186.jpg)

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a51/GX1_Man/ATT35188.jpg)

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: GX1_Man on July 16, 2006, 09:50:55 PM

Very carefully.

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Zylstra on July 16, 2006, 09:53:53 PM

Wow. That's gotta chop! (And electrocute)
Are you sure its real, GX1? (I'm going to call you GX1 now, the _Man takes too long)
How the heck is that supposed to happen?
Where did this lady live? And why does she obviously live in a non snake proof house?

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: GX1_Man on July 16, 2006, 09:56:51 PM

So remember if your computer doesn't start when you press the button.....

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Rob Pomeroy on July 17, 2006, 08:25:29 AM

Oh.  My.  Goodness.


*Rob rushes out to buy a translucent case*


...


*and a mongoose*

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Flame on July 17, 2006, 02:01:47 PM

I'm kind of suprised it's still alive  :-/

Flame

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Flame on July 19, 2006, 05:25:10 PM

Its head is sticking out of the back of the computer... It's stiff... Not drooping down... Alive?

Flame

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Rob Pomeroy on July 21, 2006, 04:26:02 AM

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Its head is sticking out of the back of the computer... It's stiff... Not drooping down...

??? See the first pic again...

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: GX1_Man on July 21, 2006, 05:57:16 AM

It's running Windows Snake Edition

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Sidewinder on July 21, 2006, 06:41:34 AM

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It's running Windows Snake Edition

Not to be confused with Win98SE  ::)

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Zylstra on July 21, 2006, 01:19:03 PM

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It's running Windows Snake Edition

Not to be confused with Win98SE  ::)

With my 98SE system right now, that's exactly what its running!
Windows 98.5 or something like that... (I really need those 98SE install disks. It would fix so many problems...)

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: GX1_Man on July 21, 2006, 06:24:48 PM

Well, I sure don't get that quip, but i guess it's a post.  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: homer on July 21, 2006, 07:24:27 PM

finding that there was a snake in my computer would scare the sh*t out of me. :o :o :o

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Rob Pomeroy on July 22, 2006, 03:33:44 PM

DR, you better hide quick before the Joke Police come and cover you with custard.

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Dilbert on July 22, 2006, 08:25:45 PM

Was there two snakes in there or something?

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Rob Pomeroy on July 24, 2006, 02:35:41 AM

Good comeback...   ::)

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: homer on July 24, 2006, 05:32:24 PM

now calm down you two. this post is about a snake in a computer...A SNAKE...IN A COMPUTER!! im still wondering if the lady there used her comp as a pet cage. :D

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Dead_reckon on July 24, 2006, 11:55:33 PM

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Good comeback...   ::)

i was half asleep man, 11:30 at night was when i posted that, but even being half asleep the "joke police" thing wasnt funny at all

Title: Re: Tech Support Call
Post by: Rob Pomeroy on July 25, 2006, 02:43:26 AM

I'll be waiting for you outside the school gates.   :P

 ;D