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Other => Other => Off topic => Topic started by: honvetops on April 25, 2007, 08:37:06 AM
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Subject: Gub'ment Official
Just Like a Gub'ment Official
A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm
and
talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
your farm." The old farmer said "OK, but don't go in that field right
over
> >yonder."
The Agriculture representative said, "Mr. I have the authority of
the
US. Government with me. See this card? This card means I am allowed
to go
>WHEREVER I wish on any agricultural land....no questions asked or
answered. Do you understand?"
>The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, he
>heard loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture Rep running
for
> the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull.
>The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets. The bull was gaining on
the Rep at every step.
> >The Old farmer called out, "Show him your card!! Show him your
card!!" ;)
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lol stupid stuck up fed guy
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Having lived many years down "south" and in Kentucky...... I found this kinda special, people down south are much smarter and more savvy then you would think! ;)
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LOL. Having grown up on a dairy farm, I can relate to this ... well, to the nastiness of the bull, not the stupidity of the inspector. Diary cows are normally very docile animals but bulls are never trustworthy.
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LOL, I can totally see that happening.
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I didn't want to laugh, but I did anyway.