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Software => Computer programming => Topic started by: BC_Programmer on September 08, 2009, 10:05:38 PM

Title: I can haz programming language!
Post by: BC_Programmer on September 08, 2009, 10:05:38 PM: finally, the simple lexical constructs and easily understood grammar of the language used for "lolcat" captions has become a programming language!

Actually, it isn't new, but I thought it was hilarious.

The common, "hello world" program:

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HAI CAN HAS STDIO? VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!" KTHXBYE

or outputting the numbers 1 to 10:

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HAI CAN HAS STDIO? I HAS A VAR IM IN YR LOOP UP VAR!!1 VISIBLE VAR IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE IM OUTTA YR LOOP KTHXBYE
and of course- printing the contents of a file:

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HAI CAN HAS STDIO? PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"? AWSUM THX DOOZ NOM LINE IN FILE PUTZ IN LINEVAR PLZ VISIBLE LINEVAR NOM UNTIL NOMTHING WEFT DONE NOMS ON FILE O NOES INVISIBLE "ERROR" KTHXBYE

In fact- it has bred it's own branch of computer science, in search of NOMs. what are NOMs? Practically everything edible. bits of paper can be NOMs. Mice, birds, insects... All NOMs.

EDIT:

OOPS... probably should have put this in Off-topic....
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Helpmeh on September 09, 2009, 01:55:39 PM: If that was a real programming language, I would use it everyday!
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Quantos on September 09, 2009, 05:19:51 PM: I realize I'm high. What was that though?
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Helpmeh on September 09, 2009, 05:21:18 PM: Quote from: Quantos on September 09, 2009, 05:19:51 PM
I realize I'm high. What was that though?
That was funny. That's what it was.
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: BC_Programmer on September 09, 2009, 05:21:55 PM: it's smeezekitty's favourite programming language....
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Quantos on September 09, 2009, 05:23:26 PM: Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 09, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
it's smeezekitty's favourite programming language....

Now that actually explains alot. Really, I $#it you not.
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:10:14 PM: smeezekitty ???

I thought smeezekitty was a AI program that checks in here and pretends to be a human.
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: smeezekitty on September 09, 2009, 06:18:45 PM: Quote from: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:10:14 PM
smeezekitty ???

I thought smeezekitty was a AI program that checks in here and pretends to be a human.
knock it off
it is a real programming language but i hate it
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:22:27 PM: Quote from: smeezekitty on September 09, 2009, 06:18:45 PM
knock it off
it is a real programming language but i hate it

http://www.youtube.com/user/smeezekitty
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: smeezekitty on September 09, 2009, 06:53:50 PM: Quote from: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:22:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/user/smeezekitty
so what its just my youtube profile
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: mroilfield on September 10, 2009, 12:41:24 AM: Dang it Smeezekitty I didn't realize you were 29 years old.

I would have believed you were 2 or maybe even 9 but not 29.
Title: Re: I can haz programming language!
Post by: smeezekitty on September 10, 2009, 12:45:14 AM: thats set wrong
about 10 years high