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Software => Computer viruses and spyware => Topic started by: yosemityjn on April 02, 2007, 07:39:00 PM

Title: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
Post by: yosemityjn on April 02, 2007, 07:39:00 PM
this is obviously a software or virus problem.... my mousse jumps from corner to corner and all over the screen! what has control of my computer? Any ya, I know I have I write lousy english.
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Post by: patio on April 02, 2007, 08:23:06 PM
Cordless mouse ? ?

If so check the batteries.

If not try re-installing the drivers...
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Post by: CBMatt on April 09, 2007, 02:10:54 AM
If your mouse is wireless, you should also check for anything that might be causing interference.  Like a cell phone, for example.
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 09, 2007, 02:12:58 AM
It also could just be a faulty mouse.

EDIT: Try using another mouse. Do you still have the same problem?
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Post by: patio on April 09, 2007, 01:02:51 PM
Meanwhile.............
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 13, 2007, 06:37:30 AM
.....the mouse has.......
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Post by: patio on April 13, 2007, 09:24:50 AM
.....jumped to......
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 13, 2007, 09:13:17 PM
....a perch high atop.....
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Post by: CBMatt on April 14, 2007, 02:49:57 AM
AHHHHHH, KILLER BEES!!!
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 14, 2007, 08:23:47 AM
.....Meanwhile the mousse on the mouse......
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 14, 2007, 08:27:47 AM
What's happeneing with this topic?
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Post by: Raptor on April 14, 2007, 08:28:28 AM
.....Meanwhile the mousse on the mouse......

Reached warp 9.9 and...
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Post by: patio on April 14, 2007, 09:36:06 AM
...........liquefied  causing..................
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 14, 2007, 09:41:58 AM
matter and antimatter to mix............
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Post by: Raptor on April 14, 2007, 09:44:26 AM
which in turn caused Mac users to horribly.....
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Post by: patio on April 15, 2007, 11:43:53 AM
......switch to Vista........
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 15, 2007, 11:58:27 AM
<choke> <gag> Whereupon......
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Post by: Raptor on April 15, 2007, 12:16:29 PM
Merlin was resurrected from......
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Post by: patio on April 15, 2007, 01:48:19 PM
......the abyss, and proceeded to......
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 15, 2007, 01:59:40 PM
.....interject WinMe......
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Post by: Raptor on April 15, 2007, 05:35:35 PM
With computer hope pens that..
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 15, 2007, 07:11:43 PM
....have yet to arrive.....
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Post by: Dilbert on April 15, 2007, 07:19:08 PM
....because they.....
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Post by: patio on April 15, 2007, 07:36:07 PM
.......are being filled.......
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Post by: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 07:43:09 AM
With the very essence of...
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 16, 2007, 01:53:51 PM
Nathan, who previously said.....
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Post by: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 01:59:42 PM
He'd ban anyone that..
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Post by: patio on April 16, 2007, 02:06:15 PM
....kept mentioning........
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 16, 2007, 02:13:23 PM
......fluid filled writing instruments....
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Post by: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 02:21:34 PM
also known as...
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Post by: patio on April 16, 2007, 02:50:54 PM
......thought transfer devices........which can.......
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 16, 2007, 02:58:07 PM
....certainly explain why Wangming is never seen at the same time.....
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Post by: patio on April 16, 2007, 03:30:35 PM
.....yet he still..........
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 16, 2007, 04:23:23 PM
runs the kill.......
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Post by: Raptor on April 16, 2007, 04:33:33 PM
on many a rabbit its...
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 16, 2007, 04:43:31 PM
...plausibility....
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 16, 2007, 06:48:04 PM
....vex the hackers....
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Post by: patio on April 16, 2007, 08:01:19 PM
....and dismay the scripters......
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Post by: 2k_dummy on April 17, 2007, 01:56:14 PM
....because they couldn't decipher....
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 17, 2007, 04:58:26 PM
....what we were trying....
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Post by: patio on April 17, 2007, 05:15:02 PM
....to accomplish because...............
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 06:31:34 AM
we're burning down...
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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 09:41:03 AM
...the house!

365 degrees!
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 12:02:57 PM
And CBMatt terminated the story. I sense a smiting coming up..
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Post by: patio on April 18, 2007, 05:09:30 PM
He's done for ! !
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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 05:29:58 PM
1.  Come on, who doesn't like Talking Heads?

2.  You could always start a new sentence...  You wouldn't believe the number of stories I've read that have several sentences!
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Post by: patio on April 18, 2007, 06:33:44 PM
Too Late ! !

Don't even try to justify your faux pas by changing the subject to music or the wrath will be even more severe !
Title: Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 08:27:26 PM
Someone has smitten me twice today. Matt must have gotten to me before I could get to him.. I hate these silent sneak attacks, why can't I see who had smitten me? What if one of my allies smites me and I keep applauding him? Yeah?

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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 08:28:29 PM
Uh...um...hey, look, the OP said "mousse"...  Recipe time?

*cough*
Title: Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 08:30:22 PM
Matt must have gotten to me before I could get to him..
Nope, not me.  I didn't even make the connection between your smiting and the karma.
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 08:45:52 PM
There it goes again.. I'm being karmatically assaulted!
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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 09:01:26 PM
I can't belive people don't love your sweet, cheerful demeanor!
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 09:02:57 PM
You're the one doing it.
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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 09:05:40 PM
I'm really not.  In fact, here's an applaud.
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 09:11:10 PM
See, now that I exposed you it starts to go up again. It was at 7, now it's at 10. That's not right.

You must have an accomplice.... Who is it? Tell me!
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Post by: CBMatt on April 18, 2007, 09:14:23 PM
Honestly, I suspect it's you on another account.  Very sneaky of you.  Sneaky and weird.
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Post by: Raptor on April 18, 2007, 09:17:16 PM
Down by 2 in less than an hour. That means at least two people are at work. I'm going to stop caring, too tired.

When I wake up in the morning, I'm going to be genuinely pissed if I see a minus 10 karma on my account.
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Post by: CBMatt on April 19, 2007, 01:38:58 AM
Down by 2 in less than an hour. That means at least two people are at work. I'm going to stop caring, too tired.

When I wake up in the morning, I'm going to be genuinely pissed if I see a minus 10 karma on my account.

Oh, that's so tempting.  Ha ha.
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 19, 2007, 02:57:27 AM
Another truly off-topic topic........ever since the Off-Topic forum was introduced, loads of topics are going off topic after the op's question is answered...somtimes not even.
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Post by: Dark Blade on April 19, 2007, 03:32:22 AM
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Another truly off-topic topic........ever since the Off-Topic forum was introduced, loads of topics are going off topic after the op's question is answered...somtimes not even.

I think I've pointed that out on many topics! The most recent one (I think, at least) was the keylogger one, started by goodnaturedog. It ended up turning into a topic about tasty recipes and smiting the OP (he's on -13 Karma).

BTW, when did Off-Topic board get introduced?
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 19, 2007, 03:40:38 AM
At the end of March, my birthday is the 31st of march so that was my present from Computer Hope, The Off-Topic section. At school I am known as one of the most random people in my class  ;D
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Post by: Dark Blade on April 19, 2007, 03:52:41 AM
My friend is REALLY random!

And he says I'm his evil twin because he used to bwe good at art, now I'm good at it, he likes Linkin Park, now I do, and he's random, now I'm a bit random (but only at school)!

And he says he's possessed by an evil spirit called Amum.

Freaky.
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 19, 2007, 04:03:36 AM
hehe, after i broke up with my ex about half a year ago, something in me changed and that's how i became random and funny, lol. (computer virus since this is in the virus section)
One of my friends is a real good disser and come-backer and can dis/insult anyone and can create great come-backs.
He said he wanted to insult someone and i said "insult me" and he said he couldn't because he doesn't know how to insult me  ;D
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Post by: Carbon Dudeoxide on April 19, 2007, 04:29:19 AM
Season 1 of LOST finished about 2 months ago and yes, I really liked it.
See ya. Now the random posting will stop....for now  ::)

Anyways, how did this topic go off topic ???
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Post by: GX1_Man on April 19, 2007, 04:37:45 AM
It's been there for some time.

Off topic on regular boards tend to happen when the original poster vanishes, won't answer questions about their problem or refuses to take the advice asked for. Rudeness can also start it.
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Post by: Raptor on April 19, 2007, 06:09:52 AM
Kids...  :)
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Post by: Dark Blade on April 20, 2007, 12:32:01 AM
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Off topic on regular boards tend to happen when the original poster vanishes, won't answer questions about their problem or refuses to take the advice asked for. Rudeness can also start it.

That tends to happen a lot. For example: http://www.computerhope.com/forum/index.php/topic,34047.msg207334.html#msg207334

It got off-topic on the 2nd post or something.
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Post by: michaewlewis on September 26, 2007, 09:26:09 AM
this is obviously a software or virus problem.... my mousse jumps from corner to corner and all over the screen! what has control of my computer? Any ya, I know I have I write lousy english.

Why are you putting mousse on your computer screen? Sounds like a big mess!
btw, what flavor is it? chocolate?
 ::) :P ;D ;D ;D
(Getting ready for a beating for reviving this topic.)
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Post by: Deerpark on September 26, 2007, 10:00:09 AM
So you bumped a 6 month old thread just to make fun of the OPs poor spelling...
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Post by: michaewlewis on September 26, 2007, 10:10:57 AM
Sorry, I don't know what got into me. I was looking at a topic in off-topic and someone else linked to this one. I'll never do it again. ;)
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Post by: Comp Guy on September 26, 2007, 04:03:39 PM
Haha, I started reading this and I'm like "oh Chris and Raptor are back!" :P
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Post by: Dark Blade on September 26, 2007, 05:40:22 PM
Why don't people read the date of the last post? It's not realy that hard.
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Post by: Fed on September 26, 2007, 05:48:53 PM
Due to lack of feedback, I am closing this topic.  If you are the original poster and you would like this topic to be re-opened for any reason, PM me or another moderator and it can be arranged.

If you are not the original poster and you require help, please start a New Topic with information about your computer and your problem.