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Software => Computer viruses and spyware => Topic started by: justin on October 20, 2004, 10:52:54 AM

Title: create
Post by: justin on October 20, 2004, 10:52:54 AM
how dou creat a virus  ;D ;D
Title: Re: create
Post by: dl65 on October 20, 2004, 11:00:31 AM
justin.........Wow ...thats just what we need "DO IT YOURSELF VIRUSES" .......Has someone pissed you off that much ?

dl65  ::)
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 20, 2004, 11:06:07 AM
Don't you think you should put time in learning the basics of English?
Title: Re: create
Post by: Joleen on October 21, 2004, 05:23:05 AM
You gotta know your target (the preferred OS or programme you're targetting) extremely well to know the back doors and vulnerabilitiies.  Uh.. so I've heard anyway.. yeah that's it.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 21, 2004, 09:38:09 AM
so how dou do it
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 21, 2004, 09:38:35 AM
what r the back doors of windows xp pro
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 21, 2004, 10:23:54 AM
(http://www.funnypictures2.com/albums/shutup/fd967929.jpg)
Title: Re: create
Post by: Joleen on October 21, 2004, 10:52:36 AM
If I knew I sure as *censored* wouldn't broadcast that info.  I'd stop asking and stop looking here for help in this matter as I can pretty much guarantee you wont get it.

Matter closed.
Title: Re: create
Post by: Computer_Commando on October 21, 2004, 11:23:58 AM
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so how dou do it


Ask here (http://www.fbi.gov/).
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 21, 2004, 11:26:02 AM
how dose that help
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 21, 2004, 11:36:23 AM
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how dose that help


Because they are more than willing to help people who like to create malicious programs.

Donot forget to include your adress and personal details for faster support.

Ah, and don't drop the soap.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 21, 2004, 12:13:58 PM
what do u see that or am i blind
Title: Re: create
Post by: Computer_Commando on October 21, 2004, 12:27:35 PM
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what do u see that or am i blind


Call this number for support:  (602) 279-5511
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 21, 2004, 12:31:41 PM
That's a good one. I hope they speak non-coherent English.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 21, 2004, 12:58:58 PM
what the *censored* is that number for
Title: Re: create
Post by: dl65 on October 21, 2004, 01:46:58 PM
justin...That number will answer all your questions ......
let us know how it works

dl65  ::)
Title: Re: create
Post by: laura127 on October 22, 2004, 04:47:00 AM
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Because they are more than willing to help people who like to create malicious programs.

Donot forget to include your adress and personal details for faster support.

Ah, and don't drop the soap.


ROTFLMAO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 22, 2004, 09:30:26 AM
noone has answered my questaion
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 22, 2004, 10:23:16 AM
Life's a road you gotte walk alone, son.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 26, 2004, 09:31:37 AM
i dont get it
Title: Re: create
Post by: Computer_Commando on October 26, 2004, 11:31:21 AM
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i dont get it


You will when you arrive here. (http://www.adc.state.az.us/prison1.htm)
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 26, 2004, 12:10:13 PM
how do u now i would creat a bad virus >:(
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 26, 2004, 01:06:30 PM
Oh, darn, here we were; Misjudging you and not paying proper respect..

Why didn't you tell us you'd be fighting cyber crime and protect the innocent?

Hey, I'll sign you up for volunteer work. How about removing spyware from elderly folk's their computer? Sounds like just the right thing for you, champ!
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 27, 2004, 09:37:25 AM
what the *censored* r u talking
Title: Re: create
Post by: dl65 on October 27, 2004, 12:06:39 PM
justin.........."how dou creat a virus  "
                  "so how dou do it "
                  "what the f**k is that number for "
                  "noone has answered my questaion "
                  "how do u now i would creat a bad virus "

justin , haven't you figured it out yet ........no one here is going to assist you . Why don't you funnel all that creative energy into something useful.........like possibly teaching English.....

dl65  ::)  
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 27, 2004, 04:34:33 PM
Or throwing yourself in front of a bullet train and pretending to be injured.
Title: Re: create
Post by: shield on October 27, 2004, 08:11:09 PM
why would you WANT to create a virus... that's just trouble
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on October 29, 2004, 10:13:14 AM
not a bad one one that seeks out virus an takes them out for good
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on October 29, 2004, 11:36:39 AM
That's called a virus scanner.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 01, 2004, 08:34:33 AM
no it goes throught the net not on any pituckluer computer and destorys them
Title: Re: create
Post by: micke on November 01, 2004, 09:03:55 AM
i would help but i cant i suck at computers
Title: Re: create
Post by: Corrosive on November 01, 2004, 01:17:21 PM
Justin, if you're going to create a new account and pretend to be someone else, put a bit of effort into it. It would be much, much more convincing if you actually changed your writing style, or perhaps seemed to appear more intelligent than you actually are.

You're biggest mistake? Your email address.
Justin: [email protected]
micke: [email protected]

Oh, and you're idea for a virus is so flawed I'm not even going explain it. It would insult the rest of the board members' intelligence.

I'm sure your converation with Micke will be very stimulating. Soon it'll the only one you'll be having.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 03, 2004, 08:36:55 AM
thats not me he stole my e mail
Title: Re: create
Post by: micke on November 03, 2004, 09:29:18 AM
no i like your email so i used it as mine
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 03, 2004, 10:07:04 AM
Justin, when one person pretends to be another and both persons engage in conversation, that is usually enough reason to be locked up far away from civilization.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 03, 2004, 10:18:57 AM
im not joking its not my profile
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 03, 2004, 10:22:32 AM
Neither am I.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 03, 2004, 10:24:30 AM
dude y do u nock on me what did i do  to u
Title: Re: create
Post by: MalikTous on November 03, 2004, 06:47:55 PM
Back in the 50s, a group of researchers were experimenting with a bit of code on a supposedly isolated machine at a university. The code was successful, reproducing in the machine's resources and packing up the highspeed tape drive's storage volume. Somehow a floppy with the code got into the university network and shut that down too. This was the first virus, an UNINTENTIONAL distribution.

If you want to play with malware, first learn English (or at least one of the other human languages) well enough that you don't have everyone thinking you're illiterate. Then research it, and get a computer theory college education, and get a job at Network Associates or Symantec. Otherwise you will have the previously mentioned FBI, the CIA, the FCC, and every cop in your home state or country after you thinking you're Mike Resnick's brother.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 04, 2004, 08:36:01 AM
did u ever read all my other post i think u should read them befor u juge me
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 08:43:09 AM
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did u ever read all my other post i think u should read them befor u juge me


We are still deciphering them. What kind of language is it that you speak?
Title: Re: create
Post by: micke on November 04, 2004, 08:44:39 AM
english
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 09:10:58 AM
Looks more like bollocks me.

What makes you think we haven't read your every post? There's no better amusement around here, Forum clown.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 04, 2004, 09:12:46 AM
what have i done to u *censored* hole
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 09:14:22 AM
You registered.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 04, 2004, 09:15:53 AM
i have the right to
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 09:25:05 AM
Why would anyone grant someone rights to be an obnixious, illiterate muppet?

It's a privilege, not a right. It's not written anywhere that Justin has the right to register here.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 04, 2004, 09:27:41 AM
ok y do u pick on me if i rember i did nothing to u
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 09:41:27 AM
Because you're a real nuisance. You'd best be making yourself scarce because you add absolutely nothing to this forum .
Title: Re: create
Post by: pickel on November 04, 2004, 09:46:16 AM
you're a real nuisance because u keep replaying to this form and taking up ther suver space i started this form so ill replay as i like
Title: Re: create
Post by: Raptor on November 04, 2004, 10:26:58 AM
You started this forum? What you started is called a 'thread', moron.

Quit creating new accounts, it's not like we won't see through it.

And, please, get your English sorted. It's not even funny anymore.
Title: Re: create
Post by: justin on November 04, 2004, 10:30:33 AM
what started this thing about my english i type just fine
u stupid *censored*
Title: Re: create
Post by: dl65 on November 04, 2004, 12:48:21 PM
justin, micke, pickel or whatever your calling yourself today.......Do you think that by posting in all the threads people will take notice of you........You are spoiling it for the people who come here for assistance...........Just a bit a friendly advice........stop your nonsense or you may find yourself banned from this site ........Remember your IP address is logged..........

dl65  ::)
Title: Re: create
Post by: laura127 on November 05, 2004, 04:25:04 AM
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stop your nonsense or you may find yourself banned from this site ........Remember your IP address is logged..........

dl65  ::)


I don't see why this guy hasn't been banned already. He's an insulting, ignorant, annoying little *(&^*.. ComputerHope, please BAN his IP address  >:(
Title: Re: create
Post by: Computer Hope Admin on November 05, 2004, 08:46:31 AM
After several complaints and reviewing this message I have banned this user. Sorry for the trouble this user may have caused any of you.
Title: Re: create
Post by: laura127 on November 08, 2004, 08:08:13 AM
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After several complaints and reviewing this message I have banned this user. Sorry for the trouble this user may have caused any of you.


Woohoo! Thanks Computer Hope  ;D