Author Topic: How stupid is stupid (Read 16115 times)

merlin_2 · « **on:** October 29, 2005, 04:35:49 PM »

The human ..........brainy......is it........if this so why does it allow itself to die.......irony.......at its best....

Await silly comments......as everybody dies.......

Raptor · « **Reply #1 on:** October 29, 2005, 04:58:37 PM »

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The human ..........brainy......is it........if this so why does it allow itself to die.......irony.......at its best....

Await silly comments......as everybody dies.......

Our brain dies because the heart ceases to pump blood through it.

The brain doesn't die because it wants to, it dies because something else forces it to.

Few interesting excerpts for you to think about as you are slowly withering away in that deskchair of yours:

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When it comes to either/or, there is only the quick choice of death. It is not
particularly difficult. Be determined and advance. To say that dying without reaching one's aim is to die a dog's death
is the frivolous way of sophisticates. When pressed with the choice of life or death, it is not necessary to gain one's
aim.

We all want to live. And in large part we make our logic according to what we like. But not having attained our aim
and continuing to live is cowardice. This is a thin dangerous line. To die without gaining one's aim is a dog's death
and fanaticism. But there is no shame in this.

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Victory and defeat are matters of the temporary force of circumstances. The
way of avoiding shame is different. It is simply in death.

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Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this. A real man does
not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from
your dreams.

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Calculating people are contemptible. The reason for this is that calculation deals with loss and pain, and the loss and
gain mind never stops. Death is considered loss and life is considered gain. Thus, death is something that such a
person does not care for, and he is contemptible.

Are we quite done having to listen to your rants? You should really considering going to a bar with a nice blonde bimbo that'll nod yes to everything you say as she fills another glass of cold beer with a big layer of foam that you can wash your sorrows away with.

You seem like just the kind of person who'd fit such an event.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #2 on:** October 29, 2005, 05:25:41 PM »

Send the richard the third around <bird> her indoors is out.....make sure she has the black gear on......i will do this rest.........what a way to depart this world......

Raptor · « **Reply #3 on:** October 29, 2005, 05:32:01 PM »

Once again you have shown the uncanny ability to make absolutely no sense at all.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 29, 2005, 05:39:36 PM »

Our brain dies because the heart ceases to pump blood through it. ............but why does this have to be......as we can pump blood/air........though it.....

I once knew a person in a coma for seventeen years.....and awoke one day.....as if she had been a sleep for eight hours......

Somebody is missing my point.........read my post again.

Raptor · « **Reply #5 on:** October 29, 2005, 05:54:54 PM »

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but why does this have to be......as we can pump blood/air

I very much doubt that you'll want to pump air through your blood veins. Although it is a fun experiment to try on a rainy sunday! I wonder what goes quicker, Compressed, smog or clear air?

You see, the human body is very complex. Lungs extract oxygen and exhaust carbon dioxide, it doesn't just pump fresh air through your veins.

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I once knew a person in a coma for seventeen years.....and awoke one day.....as if she had been a sleep for eight hours....

Interesting.

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Somebody is missing my point.........read my post again.

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.if this so why does it allow itself to die

The entire body functions as a whole. Cells regenerate, so does bone. Bone is rebuild several times throughout your life time. After a certain age, the body's ability to regenerate itself becomes less and less effective until, at a certain point, a crucial part ceases to function. This causes a chain reaction or perhaps another person simply decides that the person in question no longer needs to live on and does not provide him/her/it with life support which could replace the crucial part before the chain reaction has taken place.

Is that the silly comment you're looking for?

Are you thinking of dying anytime soon that you want to know this for?

merlin_2 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 29, 2005, 06:06:58 PM »

point missed again........why do i bother........maybe it time to move on........again......

i know how the human body works........so you have no need to tell me.

Raptor · « **Reply #7 on:** October 29, 2005, 06:09:25 PM »

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point missed again........why do i bother........maybe it time to move on........again......

i know how the human body works........so you have no need to tell me.

If I missed your point again then you have to start making sense.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #8 on:** October 29, 2005, 06:13:51 PM »

I will not bother.......to reply.....to anything......hope you are all happy in your life........good bye.

Raptor · « **Reply #9 on:** October 29, 2005, 06:17:42 PM »

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I will not bother.......to reply.....to anything......hope you are all happy in your life........good bye.

Are you leaving again? Try to make a drama out of it like I did last time. You're pretty good at that as well.

I know you will come back.. They always do.

This place has got your soul trapped, man, your soul.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #10 on:** October 29, 2005, 07:20:00 PM »

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I will not bother.......to reply.....to anything......hope you are all happy in your life........good bye.

Your lights are on, but you're not home
Your mind is not your own
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe
Another post is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah

It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to ComputerHope.

(apologies to the late great Robert Palmer)

Flame · « **Reply #11 on:** October 29, 2005, 10:23:02 PM »

I think I know what Merlin is referring to... I know very well...

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GX1_Man · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2005, 10:54:39 PM »

"Stupid is as stupid does." - F. Gump

Raptor · « **Reply #13 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:26:26 AM »

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I think I know what Merlin is referring to... I know very well...

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How deep of you.

Anymore tech savy people who want to talk about the meaning of life? I am sure this'll make great conversation around the coffee vending machine at work.

I'd love to be enlightened from my own deskchair. in 12 steps, perhaps?

Hey, Merlin, you should write a book explaining us how to see things the Merlin way way. Merlinism!

Flame · « **Reply #14 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:51:05 AM »

Raptor... I don't think you understand what he's talking about... If I'm right, he's talking about something much more serious than a book.. :-/

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Raptor · « **Reply #15 on:** October 30, 2005, 08:37:43 AM »

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Raptor... I don't think you understand what he's talking about... If I'm right, he's talking about something much more serious than a book.. :-/

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I never mentioned a book in my previous post to you. But I do think Merlin should write one.

It could become the epitome of *censored*.

If you think you understand Merlin speak, please do explain. It is one of the many mysteries in life that we have to unravel.

Flame · « **Reply #16 on:** October 30, 2005, 01:59:54 PM »

Well, I think I know the reason, but let me PM Merlin first... It's not my place to tell.

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Raptor · « **Reply #17 on:** October 30, 2005, 03:32:29 PM »

Flame, you pretentious *censored* I am going to give you such a walloping if you don't tell me right now!

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #18 on:** October 30, 2005, 03:49:01 PM »

Love.......your signature.......Raptor..........The skil......of you speak merlinsim.......parctice with the time<and skullduggery of it>

........getting the hang.of it. simple childs. is everynoe here

you foolishes .......tutankamen...dragons...orbs...cr ystals...time is the leaknig of every man.who seems to know the truth.....as for me i snort the nose....bananas and sacred wallabees... over and out

GX1_Man · « **Reply #19 on:** October 30, 2005, 04:58:51 PM »

He's done it! Hopester Doofus has Merlinspeak down pat!

Flame · « **Reply #20 on:** October 30, 2005, 05:25:30 PM »

Is that you Merlin

And seriously Raptor. I'm waiting for Merlin to respond. The answer to your question earlier is personal on his part. It would not be my place to say such a thing without his approval... it's his problem afterall...

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Raptor · « **Reply #21 on:** October 31, 2005, 12:19:31 AM »

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Is that you Merlin And seriously Raptor. I'm waiting for Merlin to respond. The answer to your question earlier is personal on his part. It would not be my place to say such a thing without his approval... it's his problem afterall...

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Merlin has more problems than what we've discussed here.

Do you think a relative has died? Hey, I'm going to speculate some very naughty things here if you don't tell me.

Perhaps Merlin is dying because he got shot in an attempt to convince a bank robber not to rob a bank whilst using Merlinspeak!

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parctice with the time<and skullduggery of it>

You have to leave out certain words at random, illogical interfals. This may be hard at first, but I think you are ready!

Flame · « **Reply #22 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:52:53 PM »

Check your PMs... :-/

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Raptor · « **Reply #23 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:54:20 PM »

My PMS?

Flame · « **Reply #24 on:** October 31, 2005, 02:55:35 PM »

... I think you know what I mean lol

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merlin_2 · « **Reply #25 on:** October 31, 2005, 04:03:53 PM »

Never heard of the language merlinspeak........what is it.....no i am not on drugs.......only the the ones the docs prescribe....

I will abstain........from posting subjects that spark an interest in future........ok..... i hope this will solve any crazy remarks to them..as of course i wont be posting them.....thanks for looking.....

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #26 on:** October 31, 2005, 04:31:16 PM »

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Never heard of the language merlinspeak........what is it.....no i am not on drugs.......only the the ones the docs prescribe....

I will abstain........from posting subjects that spark an interest in future........ok..... i hope this will solve any crazy remarks to them..as of course i wont be posting them.....thanks for looking.....

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merlin_2 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 31, 2005, 04:37:16 PM »

What........say what you mean.........

2k_dummy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 31, 2005, 04:41:10 PM »

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My PMS?

Raptor has PMS. I KNEW there was something odd going on here.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 31, 2005, 04:42:53 PM »

Do you mean pmt

GX1_Man · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2005, 08:04:40 AM »

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The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

The Lord turneth the Light on and the lord turneth the light off.

You end up with an IQ of Zero sitting alone in the dark.

It doesn't get any dumber!

I don't think #2 is a scripture. #3 is an assumption, and #4 is a conclusion.

2k_dummy · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2005, 10:00:37 AM »

Discussions concerning race, religion, and politics are best left in a forum set aside for that purpose. They have no true value in a help forum and are offensive to many.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2005, 10:17:57 AM »

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The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away.

The Lord turneth the Light on and the lord turneth the light off.

You end up with an IQ of Zero sitting alone in the dark.

It doesn't get any dumber!

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An 'immaculate' assumption is ... that a married couple WILL have normal conjugal relations, something which 'celibates' don't have.

'Celibates' remain 'virginal' by never marrying.

Of the billions of people on this planet there is only one pope.

Do you notice anything wrong?

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GX1_Man · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2005, 10:39:25 AM »

Delete Guard 1.0 works even BEFORE he deletes posts! This is amazing software.

Mac · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2005, 01:55:06 PM »

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Discussions concerning race, religion, and politics are best left in a forum set aside for that purpose. They have no true value in a help forum and are offensive to many.

Precisely my point.

I do wish that people would not speak about their race, religion or politics.

It only needs one race, no religion, and no politics, in order to achieve this.

Fed · « **Reply #35 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:02:03 PM »

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Nope, it's that stuff called haemoglobin which carries the oxygen (oxyhaemoglobin) around the viens.

It is when the haemoglobin becomes saturated with carbon monoxide or carbon dioxide when it gets dangerous as too much carboxyhaemoglobin and insufficient oxyhaemoglobin effectively suffocates you.

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Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #36 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:02:28 PM »

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Delete Guard 1.0 works even BEFORE he deletes posts! This is amazing software.

You misunderstand, GX1_Man. Please read the instructions carefully, and call technical support if you require further assistance:

DeleteGuard is a safety mechanism, deployed automatically where prior instances of deleted posts have been observed.

The software logs the handle of the user who has a past history of deleting posts, and replicates selected subsequent posts from that user, as seen above. This creates a file copy so that, if the post disappears, the backup copy can be delivered to the "Post Deleters " thread, where it will reside permanently.

In the process, we establish a recorded pattern of activity, and a social deterrent against further activity like it. Keep in mind this is only version 1.0. A beta model, if you will.

Version 1.1, soon to be available, includes a patch in which Raptor goes over to the offender's house and kills him.

Fed · « **Reply #37 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:03:41 PM »

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Precisely my point.

I do wish that people would not speak about their race, religion or politics.

It only needs one race, no religion, and no politics, in order to achieve this.

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Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #38 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:06:05 PM »

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This message brought to you by DeleteGuard v1.0 (tm).

I see you downloaded the freeware trial version, Fed. Good job!

The trial version is only good for 47 months, so be sure to register your copy soon.

2k_dummy · « **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:06:26 PM »

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Version 1.1, soon to be available, includes a patch in which Raptor goes over to the offender's house and kills him.

I hope this only applies to habitual offenders.

Fed · « **Reply #40 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:07:56 PM »

I don't think Merlin has posted since delete guard was installed.

Mac · « **Reply #41 on:** November 02, 2005, 02:10:45 PM »

Delete thread V8·8 is where Raptor finds out that Mac thinks in exactly the same way.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #42 on:** November 02, 2005, 03:03:48 PM »

Unproven statement>>The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away

if this was so, why does babies, kids suffer........is the lord the devil........<as an atheist
>......i find it hard to believe that people are dying every second........this is due to i am all jack......if there was a superbeing.....who is suppose to fix-all......where is he/she........

by a fluke of the big bang this earth was born......and not created by mystical people......

Mac · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2005, 03:48:05 PM »

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Unproven statement>>The Lord giveth and the lord taketh away

if this was so, why does babies, kids suffer........is the lord the devil........<as an atheist
>......i find it hard to believe that people are dying every second........this is due to i am all jack......if there was a superbeing.....who is suppose to fix-all......where is he/she........

by a fluke of the big bang this earth was born......and not created by mystical people......

Delete Guard strikes again!

merlin_2 · « **Reply #44 on:** November 02, 2005, 03:57:57 PM »

Delete Guard strikes again!

the earth ceases to be......a planet.....just a red dwarf....

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #45 on:** November 02, 2005, 04:52:10 PM »

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Delete Guard strikes again!

Sorry, Mac. User rights are restricted to those who are NOT previous offenders.

GX1_Man · « **Reply #46 on:** November 02, 2005, 04:59:01 PM »

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #47 on:** November 02, 2005, 06:18:06 PM »

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I will not bother.......to reply.....to anything......hope you are all happy in your life........good bye.

Hey merlin. Whatever happened to this idea?

Flame · « **Reply #48 on:** November 02, 2005, 06:44:49 PM »

I think that was used in reference to Raptor, and not the topic itself.

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merlin_2 · « **Reply #49 on:** November 02, 2005, 06:47:42 PM »

Right on flame.......thanks but i can defend myself mate.....its just some people cant not defend their own opinions.....of the worlds problems.....

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #50 on:** November 02, 2005, 06:57:27 PM »

Ah. I guess it was the word all in the phrase "hope you are all happy in your life" that led me to interpret this as a collective "up yours, fellas."

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #51 on:** November 02, 2005, 10:13:44 PM »

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Precisely my point.

I do wish that people would not speak about their race, religion or politics.

As the single biggest example of using ComputerHope as an individual soapbox to spew your own hate-ridden and twisted personal agendas and worldviews, you would do well to turn that accusing finger 180 degrees and aim it squarely at yourself.

patio · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2005, 09:40:06 AM »

I'd like to suggest an addition to Delete Guard which by the way i find to be an excellent piece of work...

Is there some way we could install a counter on the board to tally the # of people who clik on the "Please Read This First" stickies in each of the Forums ? ?

That way we can watch the counter fly at an amazing rate...

patio.

2k_dummy · « **Reply #53 on:** November 03, 2005, 09:49:34 AM »

So amazing, in fact, it would be like watching paint dry.

Mac · « **Reply #54 on:** November 04, 2005, 08:40:23 AM »

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Wherever there is a moral minority of peace loving people there is an immoral majority of pornographic war mongering 'religious' hypocrites. Mac (Aged 10)

GX1_Man · « **Reply #55 on:** November 04, 2005, 09:58:40 AM »

So it started for you at a young age, eh Mac?

GX1_Man · « **Reply #56 on:** November 04, 2005, 10:05:19 AM »

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Is there some way we could install a counter on the board to tally the # of people who clik on the "Please Read This First" stickies in each of the Forums ? ?

That way we can watch the counter fly at an amazing rate...

How about a sticky post that says "Please Don't Read This" instead?

Mac · « **Reply #57 on:** November 04, 2005, 11:46:42 AM »

What about those who 'believe' in a Religious Computer called HAL?

Why was Cubby Broccoli not named after another vegetable?

(sorry)

Mac · « **Reply #58 on:** November 04, 2005, 11:47:43 AM »

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So it started for you at a young age, eh Mac?

Ever since a hypocrite called another hypocrite bigoted.

Mac · « **Reply #59 on:** November 04, 2005, 11:49:44 AM »

I should clarify that. They were both celibate sectarians.

GX1_Man · « **Reply #60 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:07:17 PM »

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Note the plug for computer science at the foot of this post.

Don't see it.

Fed · « **Reply #61 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:32:55 PM »

I don't see it either

2k_dummy · « **Reply #62 on:** November 04, 2005, 12:41:32 PM »

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What happens when you have more stupid people than intelligent people?

That has always been. Educated does not necessarily mean intelligent. Thats where the expression "educated fool" come in.

Mac · « **Reply #63 on:** November 04, 2005, 01:40:37 PM »

So which is better, a small, moral, 'church' or a big, immoral, 'church' and where does crime come into the equation?

Especially given that persecution is just that, persecution.

If persecution is seen to be wrong, and 'religious' persecution is equally seen to be wrong then religion must be wrong too.

So I maintain, to this day, that 'religion' is wrong. I prefer science, in a clean, crime-free, environment.

10% of the current population would be - sufficient - and there is no excuse for pornography, or for Poverty Or Prostitution, Everywhere.

GX1_Man · « **Reply #64 on:** November 04, 2005, 01:44:46 PM »

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So which is better, a small, moral, 'church' or a big, immoral, 'church' and where does crime come into the equation?

Surely there is more than these two extreme choices.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #65 on:** November 04, 2005, 06:47:17 PM »

Not to go off subject here (although, my god, somebody should), the email I received notifying me a reply had been posted to this topic, said this:

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A reply, How Über is Über, has been posted to a topic you are watching.

I've seen this sort of thing happen before. Is it just me?

GX1_Man · « **Reply #66 on:** November 04, 2005, 08:59:25 PM »

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Not to go off subject here (although, my god, somebody should), the email I received notifying me a reply had been posted to this topic, said this:

I've seen this sort of thing happen before. Is it just me?

Mac did it. He also changed the posting I was referring to. Does Delete Guard 1.0 have a companion program like ChangePost v 1.0?

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #67 on:** November 04, 2005, 09:08:07 PM »

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Mac did it.

It figures.

GX1_Man · « **Reply #68 on:** November 04, 2005, 09:09:36 PM »

Do you realize this "Stupid" thread has become longer than the one for the Sin Bin? What is the world coming to?

On second thought, never mind, Mac!

Mac · « **Reply #69 on:** November 05, 2005, 11:05:27 AM »

Why do idiots use Idiot Technology, IT ?

For the same reason that they spend hours in front of the idiot box, watching idiots perform.

This is not what technological advancement is supposed to be about.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #70 on:** November 05, 2005, 03:39:33 PM »

Just curious, Mac. Is there anything or anybody that you don't hate?

Mac · « **Reply #71 on:** November 05, 2005, 03:49:01 PM »

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Just curious, Mac. Is there anything or anybody that you don't hate?

I really like real people who like to live quietly in peace and not argue or get angry and have no intention of playing dirty tricks on others.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #72 on:** November 05, 2005, 04:00:38 PM »

That is a beautiful and honorable sentiment, and it reveals a side of you that would be pleasant to see more often.

Fed · « **Reply #73 on:** November 05, 2005, 04:26:06 PM »

Back on your meds eh Mac?

merlin_2 · « **Reply #74 on:** November 06, 2005, 04:37:35 PM »

post proven mac........

rigsrigsrigs · « **Reply #75 on:** November 23, 2005, 04:42:44 AM »

"Stupid is as stupid does." With that out of the way. We only think. The thought is always alive. Our Brain is a physical organ. The strength of the the thought is ongoing. Reference: Carlos Castenada: A Yak-i (ms) way of Knowledge

patio · « **Reply #76 on:** November 23, 2005, 02:47:22 PM »

That's Yaqui Way of Knowledge...

patio.

merlin_2 · « **Reply #77 on:** November 23, 2005, 03:40:54 PM »

The way of Knowledge.........has been proven by, people looking here.

Hopester Doofus · « **Reply #78 on:** November 23, 2005, 06:25:40 PM »

Administrator lift your ban, merlin?

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