Well clearly I couldn't include my body in the avatar, for several reasons:
- You wouldn't really be able to see it too well, in such a small photo
- The ladies here would inevitably become inflamed with lust, whilst the gentlemen would become enraged with jealousy
- My body is on temporary offshore leave, and is currently exploring the Amazon Delta. I tried to arrange for it to send a photo via mobile phone, but the reception is too poor there.
