Author Topic: Ever seen this? (Read 10929 times)

Zylstra · « **on:** September 30, 2006, 01:38:21 PM »

This is NOT Photoshopped! This is the REAL thing!

soybean · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:39:42 PM »

LOL. Hey, Zylstra555, is that your computer?

Zylstra · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:41:56 PM »

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LOL. Hey, Zylstra555, is that your computer?

yes

Raptor · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:43:34 PM »

What are you copying to?

And what's with the colour? That's a good way to overlook a dead RGB channel.

Since we're on the subject of big numbers. how about my E-book collection?

Zylstra · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:45:55 PM »

The color would be my sisters... she keeps changing it...

Now, this is not photoshoppped either. I am uploading Webmin to my website...

Check it out... it keeps changing

Zylstra · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:46:54 PM »

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What are you copying to?

And what's with the colour? That's a good way to overlook a dead RGB channel.

Since we're on the subject of big numbers. how about my E-book collection?

What language is your computer set to? german?

Raptor · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:49:51 PM »

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What are you copying to?

And what's with the colour? That's a good way to overlook a dead RGB channel.

Since we're on the subject of big numbers. how about my E-book collection?
What language is your computer set to? german?

Nein.

Dutch.

soybean · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2006, 01:51:36 PM »

How many megabytes are you uploading? What's your upload speed in kbps? Are doing this via your web browser? Could do it via FTP?

Zylstra · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:03:00 PM »

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What are you copying to?

And what's with the colour? That's a good way to overlook a dead RGB channel.

Since we're on the subject of big numbers. how about my E-book collection?
What language is your computer set to? german?

Nein.

Dutch.

I was going to say that too.... but I thought I had better stick to German... I am Dutch

Quote from My Man SOY

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How many megabytes are you uploading? What's your upload speed in kbps? Are doing this via your web browser? Could do it via FTP?

I have DSL from Verizon (786-1000 KBPS or so)
File size information below
(You see, the server I am uploading to seems to be the problem. Its SLOW when uploading, but it works great on the web)
29 days, 4 hours remaining

Dilbert · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:17:00 PM »

Raptor... HITMAN HANDBOOK?!?!?

Zylstra · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2006, 02:34:02 PM »

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Raptor... HITMAN HANDBOOK?!?!?

Great Dilbert, now hes going to go after you!

Raptor:
Hitman Handbook?!?!?!!?!
(Please explain) (compare it to Mad Cow Disease for entertainment if you want to)

patio · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:03:43 PM »

Your upload speed is probably capped @ about 384kbps...

What of that size are you uploading ? ?

Have you considered a P2P program ? ?

patio. 8-)

Raptor · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:18:21 PM »

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Raptor... HITMAN HANDBOOK?!?!?
Great Dilbert, now hes going to go after you!

Raptor:
Hitman Handbook?!?!?!!?!
(Please explain) (compare it to Mad Cow Disease for entertainment if you want to)

HIT MAN:
A Technical Manual for Independent Contractors(click)

The book is outlawed from printing, which makes it free to the public. Unfortunately, my copy didn't come with any pictures on the DIY silencer he describes.

I also have books on mind washing! And probably mind melting if I'd look hard enough..

Why is it that you do not recognize your mother tongue, Zylstra?

Dilbert · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:20:14 PM »

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I also have books on mind washing! And probably mind melting if I'd look hard enough..

I noticed that too. Personal preference is totally acceptable, but *censored*... hit man... why the... ugh, never mind.

patio · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:35:09 PM »

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Zylstra · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:42:52 PM »

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Your upload speed is probably capped @ about 384kbps...

Well... it would be... but I doubt thats the problem. Its the server (I am pretty sure)

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What of that size are you uploading ? ?

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Have you considered a P2P program ? ?

I am uploading a file, not downloading. (Mmm, Kazaa)

Well, its not too big of an issue.

Only 9 days and 12 hours remaining.
It looks about like 50% now... Ill just wait and see

patio · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2006, 03:57:32 PM »

It's not the server it's your upload speed cap...

Raptor · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:02:16 PM »

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We are a privately-owned independent enterprise that specializes in reliable contract killings. We offer a variety of assassination services, customized to suit particular needs of our clients.

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Tell-a-friend!

Zylstra · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:13:35 PM »

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It's not the server it's your upload speed cap...

Well, I will go see what my sending speed is.

I know my hosting server recives data from FTP REALLY slowly.
But they dont know why.

(Edit: Then again, I cant find a way to find sending speed)

Raptor · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:27:50 PM »

Open Bit Torrent, download something with a lot of leechers and then put your upload rate at 200Kb/s. Make sure there's no other net traffic interfering with your upload speed. Great way to test the maximum amount of upload speed.

Well, that's how I do it anyway. Any other suggestions?

Zylstra · « **Reply #20 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:31:07 PM »

Well, now all I have is 14 days 9 hours anyways...

patio · « **Reply #21 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:34:22 PM »

Seeya in 2 weeks...

By the way you didn't mention what this top secret file was...

Zylstra · « **Reply #22 on:** September 30, 2006, 04:35:01 PM »

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Seeya in 2 weeks...

By the way you didn't mention what this top secret file was...

I infact did. It was Webmin. (Webmin is like cPanel)

Zylstra · « **Reply #23 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:39:38 PM »

Its Done!!!

Ah... over six hours later, and its done. Me and my upload has such great memories!
http://img227.imageshack.us/slideshow/player.php?id=img227/5066/1159677382wtx.smil

homer · « **Reply #24 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:52:37 PM »

you may need to upgrade your comp zylstra...

P.S. whats the difference between mind washing and mind melting..sounds scary.

Zylstra · « **Reply #25 on:** September 30, 2006, 10:54:24 PM »

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you may need to upgrade your comp zylstra...

P.S. whats the difference between mind washing and mind melting..sounds scary.

Agreed!

Raptor · « **Reply #26 on:** October 01, 2006, 05:35:21 AM »

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you may need to upgrade your comp zylstra...

P.S. whats the difference between mind washing and mind melting..sounds scary.
Agreed!

The difference?

Dilbert · « **Reply #27 on:** October 01, 2006, 08:58:32 AM »

ROFL, since my mom's making us eat McFatty for breakfast.

Zylstra · « **Reply #28 on:** October 01, 2006, 12:38:46 PM »

ROFLMAO
EXCELENT POST, RAPTOR!!! EXCELENT!
Anyone seen "SuperSize Me"?

(LOL! McFattys, I'll remember that...)

Raptor · « **Reply #29 on:** October 01, 2006, 01:42:59 PM »

You have way too much spare time on your hands Quatroking.

I saw supersize me a week or two ago or so, I really wanted a Big Mac and a Cheeseburger afterwards so I went to the McDonalds yesterday and I tried really hard to suppress a big smile; big, fat and bored housewives, screaming children and grumpy employees. Brilliant! Plus, McDonald has the type of fast food that just doesn't fill which is truly amazing. Capitalism FTW!

Dilbert · « **Reply #30 on:** October 01, 2006, 03:54:20 PM »

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ROFLMAO
EXCELENT POST, RAPTOR!!! EXCELENT!
Anyone seen "SuperSize Me"?

(LOL! McFattys, I'll remember that...)

I saw "Supersize Me" two weeks ago in Gen. Health class. I always knew McDonalds had bad food... now I know.

You guys have any idea how friggin' small their McGriddles are? They're fattening enough as is, but it would have taken two to appease me! (I only had one, though...)

patio · « **Reply #31 on:** October 02, 2006, 11:43:44 AM »

5 letters vs. 6...

Raptor · « **Reply #32 on:** October 02, 2006, 12:02:56 PM »

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dutch and german are not the same.
Are they similar in many ways? I have no idea but get the impression they might be.

Sort of. We have the same words, but different meaning to them. They also use a letter that we haven't got. I believe it's called an "Abstrophe". It's like a B .. But different..

My German is very rusty.

soybean · « **Reply #33 on:** October 02, 2006, 12:29:30 PM »

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one spun off of the other

EDIT:: i found the answer i think

http://www.lrz-muenchen.de/~hr/lang/dt-hist.html

Well, based a brief look at the article, I don't think I would say one spun off of the other, but there clearly are similarities. I find this interesting because I have some German ancestry, and also come from a Lutheran family.

honvetops · « **Reply #34 on:** October 02, 2006, 03:00:48 PM »

I think this is the funniest thread I HAVE EVER SEEN
He must be downloading Rosie O'Donnel's view menu~

patio · « **Reply #35 on:** October 03, 2006, 10:23:23 AM »

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the special german letter is the ß, which u can type with alt+225.
anyways, it seems more people prefer to post about how cool dutch is and how much german is a rip-off than posting weird crap:P

HuH ? ?

Raptor · « **Reply #36 on:** October 03, 2006, 10:49:57 AM »

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the special german letter is the ß, which u can type with alt+225.
anyways, it seems more people prefer to post about how cool dutch is and how much german is a rip-off than posting weird crap:P

HuH ? ?

That didn't make sense.

patio · « **Reply #37 on:** October 03, 2006, 11:14:04 AM »

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he said you can get the german B by pressing alt + 225.

and then he said that this topic is off topic

Explain how German can be a ripoff...

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #38 on:** October 03, 2006, 08:12:46 PM »

If you can say kaput, you Spreken zie. Deutsch. ...

EDIT:Sorry,Raptor that was a bit offbeat.

Raptor · « **Reply #39 on:** October 03, 2006, 11:49:02 PM »

That wasn't funny.

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #40 on:** October 04, 2006, 06:56:33 AM »

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That wasn't funny.

No it wasn't and I did an EDIT keep me straight Raptor. :-?

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #41 on:** October 04, 2006, 10:29:11 AM »

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If you can say kaput, you Spreken zie. Deutsch. ...

the *censored*? its Sprechen sie, lol.

Well I learnt mine from the Muppet Show with the Swedish Chef and Beeker.
Couple that with my Southern way of tellin Y'all Thangs and it wern't that bad
Of a try at.... (Crappin)LOL

There are older Dutch and German words (krappe/krape) and an English version crappe that could have been the source. None of these actually mean deficate though.

Raptor · « **Reply #42 on:** October 04, 2006, 10:47:26 AM »

I've got an E-book on learning German. Interested?

patio · « **Reply #43 on:** October 04, 2006, 11:03:06 AM »

I wan't the mob one...

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #44 on:** October 04, 2006, 11:45:41 AM »

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I've got an E-book on learning German. Interested?

Is it easier to read than English?

LOL at myself.

Raptor · « **Reply #45 on:** October 04, 2006, 12:04:29 PM »

Well, it's an English book on German!

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