Author Topic: New member (Read 7440 times)

stones · « **on:** December 17, 2006, 07:37:38 PM »

Couldn't find the intro section so I'll just do this here.

Hi, just joined.
My intentions are to find a friendly reliable forum for keeping my computer happy and maybe chat with some interesting folks.

Thank you in advance and Merry Christmas.

GX1_Man · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2006, 07:50:52 PM »

You have found the right place then, so welcome aboard.

Be sure to read the general info topics, like this one:

http://www.computerhope.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?num=1147585687

Dilbert · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2006, 08:12:01 PM »

Welcome, stones. W'ell aleay -- we welcmo -- aw, carp. I can't typr worth a darn. *cracks knuckles*

We always welcome new members. And I welcome a cure for the cold so I don't have to be on these meds for another day. It's messing me up.

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #3 on:** December 18, 2006, 03:14:29 AM »

Always nice to have new members stones.

Enjoy the site.

Calum · « **Reply #4 on:** December 18, 2006, 10:00:20 AM »

Yeah, welcome aboard.
Enjoy your stay.
And stick around for a while, this is a good place to "hang out" online and meet friends.
See you around.

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2006, 09:02:47 AM »

WELCOME......

UNLOVEDWARRIOR

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2006, 10:11:30 AM »

DONT SCARED HIM/HER PANBOY

HCS · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2006, 12:43:27 PM »

Welcome abord "Stones"

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:16:45 PM »

i wonder y panboy pull his replies out?? :-?

Dilbert · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2006, 01:18:02 PM »

And I wonder why you have only two modes: CAPS and nocaps. But I guess we never will know, will we?

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2006, 04:38:21 PM »

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And I wonder why you have only two modes: CAPS and nocaps. But I guess we never will know, will we?

Me thinks it's called uncaps if you uncapitalize the letter. :-?

You better no-capitalize that letter just sounds wrong,even
in Georgia. :-?

Dilbert · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2006, 08:02:43 PM »

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even in Georgia.

LOL

I don't know what else to call it. I could call it several things depending on the level of smartass I want to be:

Smartass Level 1
UPPERCASE and lowercase

Smartass Level 2
All-capitalized and all-non-capitalized.

Smartass Level 3(thousand)

Code: [Select]

for(int i = 0; i < string.length(); i++) //Loops until variable "i" reaches the end of the string
{
string[i] = toupper(string[i]); //Replaces the letter at position "WhateverIis" with the uppercase version.
} 

for(int i = 0; i < string.length(); i++) //Loops until variable "i" reaches the end of the string
{
string[i] = tolower(string[i]); //Replaces the letter at position "WhateverIis" with the lowercase version.
}

panboy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 22, 2006, 05:21:39 AM »

Ah come on now Mr mods , i ment no offence its all in fun

i dont realy eat people.... just nibble them a bit thats all

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2006, 08:35:44 AM »

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even in Georgia.

LOL

I don't know what else to call it. I could call it several things depending on the level of smartass I want to be:

Smartass Level 1
UPPERCASE and lowercase

Smartass Level 2
All-capitalized and all-non-capitalized.

Smartass Level 3(thousand)
Code: [Select]
for(int i = 0; i < string.length(); i++) //Loops until variable "i" reaches the end of the string { string[i] = toupper(string[i]); //Replaces the letter at position "WhateverIis" with the uppercase version. } for(int i = 0; i < string.length(); i++) //Loops until variable "i" reaches the end of the string { string[i] = tolower(string[i]); //Replaces the letter at position "WhateverIis" with the lowercase version. }

You got it perfect Dilbert. ROTFLMAO. :-?

Neil · « **Reply #14 on:** December 22, 2006, 03:21:49 PM »

What kind of smartass comments his code?

And the {} are unneeded for most languages, if there is but a single statement within the loop.

8-) Smartass police

Dilbert · « **Reply #15 on:** December 22, 2006, 04:23:29 PM »

Neil:

1) The kind of person who will look back on his code years later and otherwise think: "What the *censored* was this guy on?"

2) True, but it's all about setting habits. (Also, I had been editing and debugging. The code in those if statements had ranged from one line to 20 lines in about 20 minutes.)

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2006, 04:50:19 AM »

im unsmart so leave me alone lol meanies

Neil · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2006, 06:53:51 AM »

What kind of smartass needs to look back on his program? Surely it is perfect first time round

Dilbert · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2006, 02:04:10 PM »

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What kind of smartass needs to look back on his program? Surely it is perfect first time round

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im unsmart so leave me alone lol meanies

:-?

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2006, 03:19:57 PM »

Smart Locks-Uncaps? :-? ;Dlol meanies-nice-EEES.Nicey.

Neil · « **Reply #20 on:** December 23, 2006, 03:49:15 PM »

Edit: I just realised something: where IS this new member of ours?

Just because pointers rule.

Code: [Select]

// pointers.cpp : main project file.

#include "stdafx.h"
#include <stdio.h>
#define MAX 30

int *getmax(int *, int *);

int main()
{
      int v[MAX];
      for(int a = 0; a < MAX; a++)
            *(v+a) = a;
      int *p1, *p2;
      p1 = v;
      printf("v[0] = %d, v[1] = %d, v[MAX] = %d\n",
            *p1, *p1+1, *p1+MAX);
      p2 = p1+10;
      printf("*p2 = %d %d, *(p1+10) = %d, p2-p1 = %d, p2+30 = %d\n",
            *p2, v[10], *(p1+10), p2-p1, p2+30);

      int a, b;

      printf("Two integers please: ");
      scanf("%d %d", &a, &b);
      printf("The largest number is %d",
            *getmax(&a, &b));

      getchar();
      return 0;
}

int *getmax(int *num1, int *num2)
{
      return *num1 >= *num2 ? num1 : num2;
}

panboy · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:30:49 AM »

I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault

Neil · « **Reply #22 on:** December 24, 2006, 07:05:27 AM »

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I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault

I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size]

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2006, 07:27:04 AM »

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I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault

I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size]

Pleez never hi-lite won of mine it wood (m- bare-*censored*) me 2 deth.

Neil · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2006, 11:31:11 AM »

I only highlight grammatical errors; I am unintrested in spelling mistakes. And that should have been a semi-colon too. Shesh, what is it with you people?

Google · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2006, 12:18:17 PM »

hi...

*Snicker*(Yes, I'm back.)

soybean · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2006, 12:49:50 PM »

Mr. Google's back! Should we celebrate?

GX1_Man · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2006, 07:51:28 PM »

I took a poll and the majority was "no comment".

unlovedwarrior · « **Reply #28 on:** December 25, 2006, 03:36:14 PM »

i voted hi there google...

merry xmas y one

Dilbert · « **Reply #29 on:** December 25, 2006, 04:37:53 PM »

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I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault

I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size]

I posted mean things, and he ran away. It's all my fault.

"I posted mean things" and "he ran away" are possible sentences in themselves, and therefore must be joined with a comma.

fffreak · « **Reply #30 on:** December 25, 2006, 06:06:03 PM »

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What kind of smartass comments his code? And the {} are unneeded for most languages, if there is but a single statement within the loop.

8-) Smartass police

That may be true but, Java is a pain in the *censored* when you don't have a { opening and } closing on any method. It depends on what you are trying to do that decides whether or not you need the brackets.

Dilbert · « **Reply #31 on:** December 25, 2006, 07:43:45 PM »

That wasn't Java, it was C++.

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #32 on:** December 25, 2006, 11:48:17 PM »

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Quote
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I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault

I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size]

I posted mean things, and he ran away. It's all my fault.

"I posted mean things" and "he ran away" are possible sentences in themselves, and therefore must be joined with a comma.

Don't you mean coma?

Neil · « **Reply #33 on:** December 26, 2006, 07:16:26 AM »

A comma cannot be used to join two phrases which, independantly, can exist as two seperate sentances. Honestly

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #34 on:** December 26, 2006, 08:33:22 AM »

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A comma cannot be used to join two phrases which, independantly, can exist as two seperate [highlight]sentances[/highlight]. Honestly

Off-Topic One could always be short of m's and slip into a coma
if one wished. :-?

His brain wave machine didn't work,so he flipped around emitting gases in a coma.

After a while PeckerWood was shot,then I revived him.

Neil · « **Reply #35 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:18:43 PM »

I might not have perfect spelling but at least my sentences make.. sense.

street1 (RIP) · « **Reply #36 on:** December 26, 2006, 01:57:35 PM »

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I might not have perfect spelling but at least my sentences make.. sense.

Wish mine did. :-?

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

panboy · « **Reply #37 on:** December 29, 2006, 10:06:19 AM »

Why does the peoples attack my Grammers! i likes the speaking with words on my gloified letter placing machine, you no make funs of my letters!

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