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    Re: New member
    « Reply #15 on: December 22, 2006, 04:23:29 PM »
    Neil:

    1) The kind of person who will look back on his code years later and otherwise think: "What the *censored* was this guy on?"

    2) True, but it's all about setting habits. (Also, I had been editing and debugging. The code in those if statements had ranged from one line to 20 lines in about 20 minutes.)
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      Re: New member
      « Reply #16 on: December 23, 2006, 04:50:19 AM »
      im unsmart so leave me alone lol meanies

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        Re: New member
        « Reply #17 on: December 23, 2006, 06:53:51 AM »
        What kind of smartass needs to look back on his program? Surely it is perfect first time round ;D

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          Re: New member
          « Reply #18 on: December 23, 2006, 02:04:10 PM »
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          What kind of smartass needs to look back on his program? Surely it is perfect first time round ;D

          ;D

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          im unsmart so leave me alone lol meanies

          :-?
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          Re: New member
          « Reply #19 on: December 23, 2006, 03:19:57 PM »
          Smart Locks-Uncaps? :-? ;Dlol meanies-nice-EEES.Nicey. :-[ ;D
          « Last Edit: December 23, 2006, 03:21:29 PM by street1 »
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            Re: New member
            « Reply #20 on: December 23, 2006, 03:49:15 PM »
            Edit: I just realised something: where IS this new member of ours?

            Just because pointers rule.

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            // pointers.cpp : main project file.

            #include "stdafx.h"
            #include <stdio.h>
            #define MAX 30

            int *getmax(int *, int *);

            int main()
            {
                  int v[MAX];
                  for(int a = 0; a < MAX; a++)
                        *(v+a) = a;
                  int *p1, *p2;
                  p1 = v;
                  printf("v[0] = %d, v[1] = %d, v[MAX] = %d\n",
                        *p1, *p1+1, *p1+MAX);
                  p2 = p1+10;
                  printf("*p2 = %d %d, *(p1+10) = %d, p2-p1 = %d, p2+30 = %d\n",
                        *p2, v[10], *(p1+10), p2-p1, p2+30);

                  int a, b;

                  printf("Two integers please: ");
                  scanf("%d %d", &a, &b);
                  printf("The largest number is %d",
                        *getmax(&a, &b));

                  getchar();
                  return 0;
            }

            int *getmax(int *num1, int *num2)
            {
                  return *num1 >= *num2 ? num1 : num2;
            }
            « Last Edit: December 23, 2006, 03:51:16 PM by Neil »

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              Re: New member
              « Reply #21 on: December 24, 2006, 04:30:49 AM »
              I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault :(
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                Re: New member
                « Reply #22 on: December 24, 2006, 07:05:27 AM »
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                I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault :(

                I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size] :(
                « Last Edit: December 24, 2006, 07:05:52 AM by Neil »

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                Re: New member
                « Reply #23 on: December 24, 2006, 07:27:04 AM »
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                I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault :(

                I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size] :(

                Pleez never hi-lite won of mine it wood (m- bare-*censored*) me 2 deth. ;D
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                  Re: New member
                  « Reply #24 on: December 24, 2006, 11:31:11 AM »
                  I only highlight grammatical errors; I am unintrested in spelling mistakes. And that should have been a semi-colon too. Shesh, what is it with you people?

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                    Re: New member
                    « Reply #25 on: December 24, 2006, 12:18:17 PM »
                    hi...

                    *Snicker*(Yes, I'm back.)

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                    Re: New member
                    « Reply #26 on: December 24, 2006, 12:49:50 PM »
                    Mr. Google's back!  Should we celebrate?    

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                    Re: New member
                    « Reply #27 on: December 24, 2006, 07:51:28 PM »
                    I took a poll and the majority was "no comment".  ;)

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                      Re: New member
                      « Reply #28 on: December 25, 2006, 03:36:14 PM »
                      i voted hi there google...


                      merry xmas y one

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                        Re: New member
                        « Reply #29 on: December 25, 2006, 04:37:53 PM »
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                        I posted mean things and he ran away, its all my fault :(

                        I posted mean things and he ran away[size=72][highlight];[/highlight][/size] it[size=72][highlight]'[/highlight][/size]s all my fault[size=72][highlight].[/highlight][/size] :(

                        I posted mean things, and he ran away. It's all my fault. :(

                        "I posted mean things" and "he ran away" are possible sentences in themselves, and therefore must be joined with a comma.
                        « Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 04:38:36 PM by Timothy_Bennett »
                        "The geek shall inherit the Earth."