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this is obviously a software or virus problem.... my mousse jumps from corner to corner and all over the screen! what has control of my computer? Any ya, I know I have I write lousy english.

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Cordless mouse ? ?

If so check the batteries.

If not try re-installing the drivers...
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If your mouse is wireless, you should also check for anything that might be causing interference.  Like a cell phone, for example.
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It also could just be a faulty mouse.

EDIT: Try using another mouse. Do you still have the same problem?
« Last Edit: April 13, 2007, 06:52:24 AM by Carbon Dudeoxide »

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Meanwhile.............
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.....the mouse has.......

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.....jumped to......
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AHHHHHH, KILLER BEES!!!
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.....Meanwhile the mousse on the mouse......

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What's happeneing with this topic?

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.....Meanwhile the mousse on the mouse......

Reached warp 9.9 and...

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    which in turn caused Mac users to horribly.....

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          .......are being filled.......
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          " Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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          ....kept mentioning........
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            ......thought transfer devices........which can.......
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            ....certainly explain why Wangming is never seen at the same time.....

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                  ....to accomplish because...............
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                  we're burning down...

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                  ...the house!

                  365 degrees!
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                  And CBMatt terminated the story. I sense a smiting coming up..

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                  He's done for ! !
                  " Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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                  1.  Come on, who doesn't like Talking Heads?

                  2.  You could always start a new sentence...  You wouldn't believe the number of stories I've read that have several sentences!
                  « Last Edit: April 18, 2007, 08:27:14 PM by CBMatt »
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                  Too Late ! !

                  Don't even try to justify your faux pas by changing the subject to music or the wrath will be even more severe !
                  " Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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                  Someone has smitten me twice today. Matt must have gotten to me before I could get to him.. I hate these silent sneak attacks, why can't I see who had smitten me? What if one of my allies smites me and I keep applauding him? Yeah?


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                  Uh...um...hey, look, the OP said "mousse"...  Recipe time?

                  *cough*
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                  Matt must have gotten to me before I could get to him..
                  Nope, not me.  I didn't even make the connection between your smiting and the karma.
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                  There it goes again.. I'm being karmatically assaulted!

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                  I can't belive people don't love your sweet, cheerful demeanor!
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                  You're the one doing it.

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                  I'm really not.  In fact, here's an applaud.
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                  See, now that I exposed you it starts to go up again. It was at 7, now it's at 10. That's not right.

                  You must have an accomplice.... Who is it? Tell me!

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                  Honestly, I suspect it's you on another account.  Very sneaky of you.  Sneaky and weird.
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                  Down by 2 in less than an hour. That means at least two people are at work. I'm going to stop caring, too tired.

                  When I wake up in the morning, I'm going to be genuinely pissed if I see a minus 10 karma on my account.

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                  Down by 2 in less than an hour. That means at least two people are at work. I'm going to stop caring, too tired.

                  When I wake up in the morning, I'm going to be genuinely pissed if I see a minus 10 karma on my account.

                  Oh, that's so tempting.  Ha ha.
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                  Another truly off-topic topic........ever since the Off-Topic forum was introduced, loads of topics are going off topic after the op's question is answered...somtimes not even.

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                  Another truly off-topic topic........ever since the Off-Topic forum was introduced, loads of topics are going off topic after the op's question is answered...somtimes not even.

                  I think I've pointed that out on many topics! The most recent one (I think, at least) was the keylogger one, started by goodnaturedog. It ended up turning into a topic about tasty recipes and smiting the OP (he's on -13 Karma).

                  BTW, when did Off-Topic board get introduced?

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                  At the end of March, my birthday is the 31st of march so that was my present from Computer Hope, The Off-Topic section. At school I am known as one of the most random people in my class  ;D

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                  My friend is REALLY random!

                  And he says I'm his evil twin because he used to bwe good at art, now I'm good at it, he likes Linkin Park, now I do, and he's random, now I'm a bit random (but only at school)!

                  And he says he's possessed by an evil spirit called Amum.

                  Freaky.

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                  hehe, after i broke up with my ex about half a year ago, something in me changed and that's how i became random and funny, lol. (computer virus since this is in the virus section)
                  One of my friends is a real good disser and come-backer and can dis/insult anyone and can create great come-backs.
                  He said he wanted to insult someone and i said "insult me" and he said he couldn't because he doesn't know how to insult me  ;D

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                  Season 1 of LOST finished about 2 months ago and yes, I really liked it.
                  See ya. Now the random posting will stop....for now  ::)

                  Anyways, how did this topic go off topic ???

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                  It's been there for some time.

                  Off topic on regular boards tend to happen when the original poster vanishes, won't answer questions about their problem or refuses to take the advice asked for. Rudeness can also start it.

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                  Kids...  :)

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                  Off topic on regular boards tend to happen when the original poster vanishes, won't answer questions about their problem or refuses to take the advice asked for. Rudeness can also start it.

                  That tends to happen a lot. For example: http://www.computerhope.com/forum/index.php/topic,34047.msg207334.html#msg207334

                  It got off-topic on the 2nd post or something.

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                  Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                  « Reply #67 on: September 26, 2007, 09:26:09 AM »
                  this is obviously a software or virus problem.... my mousse jumps from corner to corner and all over the screen! what has control of my computer? Any ya, I know I have I write lousy english.

                  Why are you putting mousse on your computer screen? Sounds like a big mess!
                  btw, what flavor is it? chocolate?
                   ::) :P ;D ;D ;D
                  (Getting ready for a beating for reviving this topic.)

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                    Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                    « Reply #68 on: September 26, 2007, 10:00:09 AM »
                    So you bumped a 6 month old thread just to make fun of the OPs poor spelling...
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                    Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                    « Reply #69 on: September 26, 2007, 10:10:57 AM »
                    Sorry, I don't know what got into me. I was looking at a topic in off-topic and someone else linked to this one. I'll never do it again. ;)

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                      Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                      « Reply #70 on: September 26, 2007, 04:03:39 PM »
                      Haha, I started reading this and I'm like "oh Chris and Raptor are back!" :P

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                      Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                      « Reply #71 on: September 26, 2007, 05:40:22 PM »
                      Why don't people read the date of the last post? It's not realy that hard.

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                        Re: okay, i know iam stupid....and yes im getting desperaate with my mousse.
                        « Reply #72 on: September 26, 2007, 05:48:53 PM »
                        Due to lack of feedback, I am closing this topic.  If you are the original poster and you would like this topic to be re-opened for any reason, PM me or another moderator and it can be arranged.

                        If you are not the original poster and you require help, please start a New Topic with information about your computer and your problem.