(13 August 1999, California) On Friday the 13th, Scott and his sister Kimberly had an electrifying experience while attempting to view the annual Perseid meteor shower. Scott, an aspiring young astronomer, set up his telescope for a closer view of the sky. Alas, poor Scott did not reflect on the merits of using a telescope for watching the Perseids.A telescope is really a hindrance. The wide field of vision of a naked eye will catch far more shooting stars than a telescope, particularly if that eye is taken away from from city lights into the desert or mountains.
Having already proven to be a poor astronomer, Scott proceeded to show that he was not much of an electrician, either. Bothered by the glare of a nearby streetlight, he broke into the base of the light pole and attempted to sever the 4000-volt power cord. He was pronounced dead at Hoag Memorial Hospital shortly after his spectacularly aborted skywatching attempt.
At 1AM on Friday, Scott used pliers to pry open an inspection plate at the base of the streetlight, then sawed into the 2-centimeter wire. Kimberly saw a flash knock him onto his back.
Scott had the
technical know-how to construct a computer from scratch or wire a burglar alarm. "He was trying to solve a problem and not using his head, and he made a mistake," grieved the dead man's father. "He didn't realize the power."
A spokesman for Southern California Edison said, "This is another example of why you shouldn't tamper with electricity if you don't know what you're doing." A friend of Scott's remarked, "Scott had a itch for doing things with his hands. He has done many dangerous things. This time he made a fatal mistake." Another friend said, "Don't confuse bravery with stupidity."
There are no shooting stars for Scott this Friday the 13th, but he does have a shot at winning a Darwin Award.
actual instant messaging with Scott that night *
[00:39]<skOt> omng skell
[00:39] <SKeLL> huh
[00:39] <skOt> u will fear whut im about to do
[00:39] <SKeLL> wha wha
[00:39] <SKeLL> heheh
[00:39] <skOt> im gunan hack a street light
[00:39] <skOt> its too damned briht
[00:39] <fudepen> hahah
[00:39] <SKeLL> *censored*
[00:39] <skOt> and my sis wants it off
[00:39] <SKeLL> now?!?!?
[00:39]
<skOt> so im gunan go unwire it[00:39] <skOt>
[00:39] <SKeLL> now?!?!?
[00:39] <SKeLL> now?!?!?
[00:39] <skOt> yes
[00:39] <skOt> now
[00:39] <SKeLL> now?!?!?
[00:39] <SKeLL> hahahah
[00:39] <fudepen> oh d**n
[00:39] <SKeLL> get PICS!
[00:39]
<skOt> brb[00:39] <SKeLL> before and after!
[00:39] <SKeLL> get PICS!
[00:39] <SKeLL> before and after!
[00:39] <skOt> ill tell u if im succeslfull
[00:39] <SKeLL> before and after!
[00:39] <skOt> k
[00:39]
<skOt> hehe
[00:39] <skOt> brb Hours Later ------------------
[05:16] <Fall0uT-> blah
[05:26] <phloppy> anyone awake?
[05:26] <Fall0uT-> me
[05:26] <phloppy> SKOT DIED[05:26] <Fall0uT-> i think i'm the only one
[05:26] <Fall0uT-> skots asleep
[05:26] <phloppy> eletrecuted
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> *censored*
[05:27] <phloppy> can someone topic that?
[05:27] <phloppy> his mom just called me
[05:27] <phloppy> last night
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> no sh*t
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> are you shitting me
[05:27] <phloppy> she called this just min ago but it happend last night
[05:27] <phloppy> yeah
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> really
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> somehow i don't believe that
[05:27] <phloppy> let me reset my ip I will be right bck
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> being that i talked to him today
[05:27] <phloppy> its true she just clled me
[05:27] <Fall0uT-> like around 12:30 pm
[05:27] <phloppy> shes callilng agro right now
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> wait
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> sh*t
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> what happened ?
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> tell me
[05:28] <phloppy> he was helping her sister with her new telescope
[05:28] <phloppy> some street light was too bright so he went wire clipping
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> are you serious
[05:28] <phloppy> my hands are kinda shakey
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> dude
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> thats not funny to talk about
[05:28] <Fall0uT-> are you serious http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin1999-36.html
