Okay, I have to chime in here. I don't call anyone for computer support. If I can't figure it out, I get online and wear out Google and techie forums, like this one. And I have to be in dire need to call any other company for support and this is why (two days ago):
First you have to know that I spent two weeks explaining to DirecTV and my local stations that I DO NOT get a satellite signal for local stations. So much for their second dish. The local guys can't figure out why I can't get local signals on my DirecTV dish. I have been electronically enclined since the age of about 8, things like the above don't confuse me. Explaining the situation to people who don't get it, exasperates me no end.
ME to DirecTV Customer Service Genius: I need ANOTHER installer out here to confirm that I do not get a local signal from any satellite. OR tell me the first installer was in too much of a hurry to find one and put up the right dish and get me my channels. PS: it will be on your dime since local channels are IN my contract.
CSG: Ok, Ms. English, let me run you through some tests to see what I can do from here. (Note: From here is in TN or NV. From here means he pulled up a how-to-deal-with-cranky-old-ladies manual on his screen.
CSG: Now, Ms English, are you watching a local channel right now?
And they say the customer asks the dumbest questions!! Wanted to yank him through my phone. And that is why I the last resort is my motto!