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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2008, 10:15:23 AM »
I spent almost 20 minutes trying to find a way to do that and still have some context in the discussion. In fact- I was trying to make it look like a complete accident. That would be the funniest instance.
I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2008, 10:21:21 AM »
Heh, I've given up long ago.

I guess I'll go blend into the environment....

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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2008, 04:58:22 PM »
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In fact- I was trying to make it look like a complete accident. That would be the funniest instance.

It's quite all right -- we've simply let drm's avatar at the keyboard, and it's not yet produced the Shakespeare for which we've been waiting, that's all...  :P


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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2008, 06:21:35 PM »
Heh, I've given up long ago.

given up on what?
I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2008, 08:19:03 PM »

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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »
I just had another thought (I hate to go on-topic) but-

Apple is always preaching how Windows machines crash and don't work, and so forth-

and yet, 80% of the problems of windows machines seem to be caused by Apple software!

I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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Re: Apple continues to deceive users
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2008, 09:32:23 PM »
Apple is trying to bring down our machines!!!

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    Re: Apple continues to deceive users
    « Reply #37 on: September 27, 2008, 09:53:28 PM »
    It's quite all right -- we've simply let drm's avatar at the keyboard, and it's not yet produced the Shakespeare for which we've been waiting, that's all...  :P

    We're gettin' there:
    If you don't have time to do it right
                    ...when will you have time to do it over?

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    Re: Apple continues to deceive users
    « Reply #38 on: September 27, 2008, 10:00:37 PM »
    We're gettin' there:

    Hmm, let's see what we have so far that the chimps have produced:

    "MacBanana" the story of how a man killed the alpha male of the group to claim his Banana hoard. Three Wicked Gibbons appear throughout.

    "Hamlet" produced in Gangster Rap.

    Incomplete transcriptions of Encyclopedic "Banana" Articles

    a Tutorial on how to search for files in windows 3.1 File manager. 'and now type "BANANA.*"'


    it's just a matter of time- just gotta work the bugs, or should I say, Bananas,  out.
    « Last Edit: September 28, 2008, 09:17:08 AM by BC_Programmer »
    I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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    Re: Apple continues to deceive users
    « Reply #39 on: September 27, 2008, 11:57:02 PM »
    You forgot "Lancelot Link:  Secret Chimp" -- an early 1970's television show during the height of the James Bond / cold war / spy craze.  Definitely a spoof of the genre.

    For your edification:  one of many LINKS (no pun intended  ;) ) about the show.

    No need to thank me...   ::)


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    Re: Apple continues to deceive users
    « Reply #40 on: September 28, 2008, 09:17:47 AM »

    No need to thank me...   ::)

    Alright. Thanks drmsucks!
    I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.