Still on about toast?
Carbon, this isn't about toast. it's about the government's FDA lies. "you can't make a 6 slice toaster". they say the reason is because it's stupid. I think the reason is quite plain. They know what will happen once a 6-slice toaster goes mainstream. The only question I can ask is WHY the coverup? why not just say "yeah, we think this'll happen if we make 6-slice toasters", but no. a huge national cover-up takes place.
So the question remains- why the cover-up? Well theories are quite plentiful on this, but mine is simple: The toaster was invented by aliens.
in the early 50's, aliens landed on earth and left blueprints for a prototype toaster. This prototype toaster only toasted one slice of bread at one time, because the aliens had not yet perfected their multi-slot design. Toaster magnate Wilford Brimley then got a hold of this toaster schematic, and set his men to work creating it.
It was a huge hit. People loved it. but they complained, "I want a toasted sandwich, but by the time I toast the second slice, the first one is cold". So he took the incomplete alien diagram of the multi-slot toaster, perfected it, and released it.
This of course happened over time- we are now approaching the limit described right on the diagram- a 6 slice toaster has the potential to destroy entire economies. the Aliens had seen it, they tried to warn us. but Brimley wouldn't listen.
So the cover-up? Simple- it's there so that people don't research the origin of the toaster and discover that it was actually invented by aliens.
