meanwhile, I was using the cable as a disjoint access point to mind meld with both your PCs, whereupon I made a startling discovery that PCs actually don't have minds. So I finally recovered from the amnesia, put down my "learn how to perform a vulcan mind meld in 24 hours" book, and pondered deeply. I was startled at that point to discover that I was still within the realm of the supernatural via my blasphemous direct wireless brain link to the PCs. learning quickly I was able to also mind meld with my PC and transfer several gigabytes of Goat images to your PCs, as well as setup several shares so I may access them through a proxy which I also acquired via a mental interface.
Oh and btw your PCs were complaining about their rear port itching.