"IT IS ALIVE! ALIVE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
::: sees torches and pitchforks in the distance :::
"Igor, the peasants are revolting!"
"They certainly are, Master!"
"What's that they're chanting?"
::: both stop to listen :::
"Give us the BC_Programmer..."
"Give us the BC_Programmer..."
"Give us the BC_Programmer..."
"Why, this poor, hideous misshapen lump of flesh is not the BC_Programmer -- though I can certainly understand your confusion! -- it is merely misfolded proteins! We are studying them so we may save your lives...or end up on 'The Jerry Springer Show'."
::: the phone rings :::
"Transylvannia 6-5000...I'm sorry, the connection is poor...did you say World Wrestling Entertainment?"
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I finally have the two clients running! One continues to run 'small' sized work units. For the new, I selected 'Normal.' I won't double my output that way, but it should be interesting to see how this works. (Now all I have to do is figure out how to run them as services.)