BTW, BC_Programmer loves to write stories, and if he sees this, he'll explain even better
Why must I always be the one with the verbose stories. Oh well.
Anyway, it all started when computerruler was bounding through the forest.
Little Computeruler bounding through the forest
picking up the field mice and biting off their heads
anyway, then one day, Broni say this, and said, "*censored*! did you just bite off their heads?" And, being the conservation officer, issued him a chrome account manifesto. Computeruler was all "that's not what really happened" and "I enjoy sauerkraut", but it was to no avail. Anyway, CR continued biting the heads of the field mice, and one day, there was a field mice shortage. And Broni was all, "I'm going to have to ask for payment for biting off the heads of all these field mice", and computeruler said he'd give him gift cards instead.
He has yet to deliver.