Updated: 02/07/2022 by Computer Hope

A joke is text or something someone says with a punchline that makes another person smile or laugh. Below are examples of computer-related jokes we've collected and their punchlines that may bring you some amusement. We've also linked related pages that may help those not familiar with certain computer terms to help understand the joke if it's too geeky.

Computer jokes and computer humor

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

Related information: Windows

Why did the cat buy a computer?

He liked to play with the mouse.

Related information: Computer, Mouse

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus.

Related information: Virus

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Related information: PowerPoint, Slide

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C# (see sharp).

Related information: C#, Java

Why did the computer show up at work late?

It had a hard drive.

Related information: PowerPoint, Slide

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?

The spacebar.

Related information: Spacebar

Binary joke

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Related information: Binary

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte.

Related information: Byte

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Related information: Keyboard, Shift key

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

Related information: Website

Why did the developer go broke?

Because he used up all his cache.

Related information: Cache, Developer

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A screen saver.

Related information: Screen saver

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Related information: Decimal, Octal

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screenshots.

Related information: Screenshot

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

It lost its contacts.

Related information: Cell phone, Contacts

What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

Related information: iPhone, Siri

What does a proud computer call his son?

A microchip off the old block.

Related information: Micro, Microchip

What does a baby computer call his father?


Related information: Data

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

Related information: Hardware, Programmer

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell. (Like Adele the singer.)

Related information: Dell

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

Related information: Freeze

Why did the computer squeak?

Because someone stepped on its mouse.

Related information: Mouse

Why did C++ decide to not go out with C?

Because C has no class.

Related information: C, C++, Class

What does a king computer do?

Execute his programs.

Related information: Execute

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays

Related information: Array

Why did the computer go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

Related information: Bluetooth

Know any good jokes about UDP?

Yeah, but you might not get it...

Related information: UDP

Funny computer sayings

Below are funny computer-related sayings with no punchline.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Related information: Version

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better'" So, I installed Linux.

Related information: Linux, Windows 95

CAPS LOCK - Preventing Login Since 1980.

Related information: Caps Lock

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