Joke

Updated: 12/01/2019 by Computer Hope

A joke is text or something someone says with a punchline that makes another person smile or laugh. Below are some examples of computer-related jokes we've collected and their punchlines that may bring you some amusement. We've also linked related pages that may help those not familiar with certain computer terms to help understand the joke if it's too geeky.

Computer jokes

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open.

Related pages: Windows

Why did the cat buy a computer?

He liked to play with the mouse.

Related pages: Computer, Mouse

Why did the computer keep sneezing?

It had a virus.

Related pages: Virus

Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

Related pages: PowerPoint, Slide

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C# (see sharp).

Related pages: C#, Java

Why did the computer show up at work late?

It had a hard drive.

Related pages: PowerPoint, Slide

What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer?

The spacebar.

Related pages: Spacebar

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Related pages: Binary

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Had a byte.

Related pages: Byte

I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Related pages: Keyboard, Shift key

What did the spider do on the computer?

Made a website.

Related pages: Website

Why did the developer go broke?

Because he used up all his cache.

Related pages: Cache, Developer

What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?

A screen saver.

Related pages: Screen saver

Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

Related pages: Decimal, Octal

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screenshots.

Related pages: Screenshot

Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?

It lost its contacts.

Related pages: Cell phone, Contacts

What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?

Dead Siri-ous.

Related pages: iPhone, Siri

What does a proud computer call his son?

A microchip off the old block.

Related pages: Micro, Microchip

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

Related pages: Data

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem.

Related pages: Hardware, Programmer

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell. (Like Adele the singer.)

Related pages: Dell

What does a blonde do when her laptop computer freezes?

She sticks it in the microwave.

Related pages: Freeze

Why did the computer squeak?

Because someone stepped on it's mouse.

Related pages: Mouse

Why did C++ decide to not go out with C?

Because C has no class.

Related pages: C, C++, Class

What does a king computer do?

Execute his programs.

Related pages: Execute

Why did the computer go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

Related pages: Bluetooth

Know any good jokes about UDP?

Yeah, but you might not get it...

Related pages: UDP

Funny computer sayings

Below are funny computer-related sayings with no punchline.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

Related pages: Version

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The box said "Requires Windows 95 or better'" So, I installed Linux.

Related pages: Linux, Windows 95

CAPS LOCK - Preventing Login Since 1980.

Related pages: Caps Lock

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