The Purple Sage opened his mouth and moved his tongue and so spake to them and he said:
The Earth quakes and the Heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and on other days it just rains.
Indeed do many things come to pass.
--Lord Omar Khayaam Ravenhurst, K.S.C.,
"The Book of Predictions." The Honest Book of Truth