I would suggest reading (1) the rules of this forum concerning piracy and seeking advice about breaking copyright and licensing restrictions (2) The Microsoft Office EULA.
From the Office Standard 2007 EULA
"2. INSTALLATION AND USE RIGHTS. Before you use the software under a
license,
you must assign that license to one device. That device is the "licensed
device." A hardware partition or blade is considered to be a separate
device.
a. Licensed Device. You may install and use one copy of the software on the
licensed device.
b. Portable Device. You may install another copy on a portable device for
use by the single primary user of the licensed device."
So with standard Office you can install on 1 (one) fixed (desktop) computer and 1 (one) portable (laptop, notebook, net top, netbook) computer. Two laptops would violate the EULA.