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11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« on: March 06, 2014, 05:27:03 PM »
Some things you just can't make up. ::)

11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD.
23% thought an “MP3″ was a “Star Wars” robot.
18% identified “Blu-ray” as a marine animal.
15% said they believed “software” is comfortable clothing.
12% said “USB” is the acronym for a European country.

I hear USB is lovely this time of year...

Source: Study: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD

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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2014, 05:34:07 PM »
The masses are asses...
" Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2014, 05:39:19 PM »
LOL   ;D

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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2014, 05:40:09 PM »
She sat in the doctor's office. waiting for the results of her test.
The doctor breathed in heavily.
"I have bad news, and I have worse news."
"Give it to me straight, doc"
"The bad news is that you have HTML." The doctor said.
"That's terrible! What's the worse news."
"I'm afraid it supports the <blink> tag."
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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2014, 05:44:30 PM »
I was sick last week. I thought it was just a little HTML but it turned out to be Javascript!

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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2014, 05:45:45 PM »
I was sick last week. I thought it was just a little HTML but it turned out to be Javascript!

and don't get me started on the adobe hot flashes!
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Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2014, 06:01:38 PM »
Mine was a virus...
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    Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
    « Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 08:15:58 PM »
    I'm one of the 21% who think ALL of them are computer related. ;D

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    Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
    « Reply #8 on: March 09, 2014, 04:47:52 PM »
    I think I swallowed a USB   :(

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    Re: 11% of Americans Think HTML Is an STD
    « Reply #9 on: March 24, 2014, 03:35:59 AM »
    Only 11%. Wow 11% don't know what continent
      they live on, and some even what an STD is.
    Stuff To Do, my wife gives me a STD everyday.
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