Bad Computer JokesYou Never Heard.

[Geek-9pm]

{These have been copied verbatim.}

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, “You can have anything you want.””
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

https://worstjokesever.com/computer

Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's a hardware problem.
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Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

https://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/computernerd.html

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
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Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.

https://www.rd.com/jokes/computer/

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

https://royal.pingdom.com/10-computer-geek-jokes-and-truisms/

Can you do even worse? 

[BC_Programmer]

A Penguin brought his water-cooled computer in for repair. The tech said it would take a while so the penguin went to get ice cream near the city's water source, then comes back to the repair shop.

The penguin asks the tech if he found the issue.

"Looks like you blew a seal on the reservoir"

The penguin wipes his face off and says "No, this is just ice cream"

[glathem40]

A computer science teacher wanted his class to determine what gender a computer should be referred to. So he divided the class into two groups, male and female, and after 30 minutes this is what they came up with.

The men decided a computer must be spoken of in the  feminine gender because:

1.  No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2.  When computers communicate with each other, they speak in code language only they and
     experts can understand.   
3.  Every mistake you make is stored on their hard drive for later retrieval.
4.  As soon as you commit to one you end spending half your paycheck accessorizing it.

The women decided a computer must be spoken of in the masculine gender because:

1.  In order to get their attention you have to turn them on.
2.  They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3.  They're  supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem.
4.  As soon as you commit to one you realize that if you had waited a little longer you could
     have gotten a better model.