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    « on: March 27, 2006, 10:16:57 AM »


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    Re: Microsoft
    « Reply #1 on: March 27, 2006, 01:50:26 PM »
    *censored*.  I wish I were clever enough to spot these things!
    Only able to visit the forums sporadically, sorry.

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    « Reply #2 on: March 27, 2006, 02:37:40 PM »
    LOL  ;D

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      Re: Microsoft
      « Reply #3 on: March 27, 2006, 03:19:13 PM »
      Ermmm dont laugh at me but i dont think i get it :(

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        Re: Microsoft
        « Reply #4 on: March 27, 2006, 03:21:11 PM »
        Windows Cement. CE + ME + NT = CEMENT.

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        « Last Edit: March 27, 2006, 03:21:35 PM by Timothy_Bennett »
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        Re: Microsoft
        « Reply #5 on: March 27, 2006, 06:02:40 PM »
        I thought an anagram of "Microsoft Windows" might be amusing at this point. If anyone with a few hours to spare wants to pick a good one out, they're welcome to try: ;D
        http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=microsoft+windows

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          Re: Microsoft
          « Reply #6 on: March 27, 2006, 11:08:17 PM »
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          But, as if to confirm Dilberts findings, Bill Gates will get you LEGIT SLAB!
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            Re: Microsoft
            « Reply #7 on: March 28, 2006, 03:44:21 AM »
            browsing windows and look what i came across... :o

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              Re: Microsoft
              « Reply #8 on: March 28, 2006, 03:54:12 AM »
              New line of Symantec/M$ ventures...







              NOTE: I created the next one on a day I was bored. I still say it's funny.







              Finally (for this post, gotta split 'em):

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                Re: Microsoft
                « Reply #9 on: March 28, 2006, 03:59:01 AM »










                Finding this reminded me of my sig. I boxed the funny part - "got a problem? Nobody gives a ****!"

                « Last Edit: March 28, 2006, 04:04:38 AM by Timothy_Bennett »
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                Re: Microsoft
                « Reply #10 on: March 28, 2006, 02:10:14 PM »
                LOL  I love these! Anyone seen this one yet?



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                Re: Microsoft
                « Reply #11 on: March 28, 2006, 02:27:20 PM »
                why are people so anti Microsoft?

                Give the brother a brake its ether this or Linux and remember their logo is a Mentally retarded penguin!

                I like MS Word. Sounds good,

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                  Re: Microsoft
                  « Reply #12 on: March 28, 2006, 02:29:54 PM »
                  I don't hate M$. I dislike IE, but not M$ in general. I mean, I use their OS. I use two of their mice. I use MSN. I use Office. It goes on a long ways. But who says we can't joke about them? :)



                  Oops, I guess they do!  :o
                  « Last Edit: March 28, 2006, 02:30:27 PM by Timothy_Bennett »
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                    Re: Microsoft
                    « Reply #13 on: March 28, 2006, 03:05:29 PM »
                    Ahhhh thanks Dillbert, youll learn that i dont get any quicker, nor can i type :(

                    Some of these are mint, love the Microsoft Word one flame, that cracked me up!
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                    Re: Microsoft
                    « Reply #14 on: March 28, 2006, 03:29:49 PM »
                    lol  What's even funnier was that I ALMOST put it on a school Powerpoint Presentation, because I didn't see the text at the bottom. Someone was like... Did you see that? That was so funny  :D

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                      Re: Microsoft
                      « Reply #15 on: March 28, 2006, 08:22:36 PM »
                      Someone does too good of a job with Photoshop. ;D

                      Here's another custom message (BTW, these aren't photoshopped, they're just made up):

                      « Last Edit: March 28, 2006, 09:23:29 PM by Timothy_Bennett »
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                        Re: Microsoft
                        « Reply #16 on: March 28, 2006, 09:37:50 PM »
                        Caution: This thread is currently under a "joke attack" alert. Please brace for impact.













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                        Re: Microsoft
                        « Reply #17 on: March 29, 2006, 08:53:25 AM »
                        A bit long in the tooth now but: