You found the rattling mouse. Congratulations! You have won our swipstakes and are not eligable to be eligable for us to think abt maybe considering giving u a 5$ grand prize!
Listen to me very carefully, son! The mouse u have in ur hand is.. a bomb. Dont panic! It was created during the Cold War but Soviet head hunters in order to annihilate small children and teen-agers thus ending subsidasion for meat-by producs, causing the market to fluctuate so that they would be able to send their shiploads of bell-bottom trunks to the U.S. causing all men to become metrosexual wich would have given them the ability to take over the world! Now what u need to do.. is continue playing ur games, because as comunists they suck at making bombs. Have a nice day.
Yeh, looky here like u have a mighty big problem. Your combabulator is all fried up and the graveton generator alone cannot power the fusion core needed to keep all the tiny plastic pieces together. Now i might be able to fix it, but itll gonna cost u upwards of 500 dollars. Just like me poppy used to say - u gotta mind ur equipment.
Oh no, this death machine will kill us all! Your mouse has tainted our good name. The prophecy has come true, if u dont pray each day, the chicken god will make every PC accessory rattle. It is the rattle of evil! I implore u all, do not listen to th evil sound for it will doom us all!
