Programming is not as hard as it sounds. (At least the basic stuff.)
Here is a little snippet of javascript/HTML that will output the current date/time:
<p>The time/date is:
<###script language='javascript'>
D = new Date();
document.write(String(D));
</###script>
</p>
which produces (e.g.):
The date is: Tue Jul 18 2006 15:41:22 GMT+0000 (GMT)
The programming part just consists of two lines:
D = new Date();
document.write(String(D));
There you go - you can now write web pages with bits of code in them.
NB The ### bits have to be removed to make this work. They ned to be there for this post in order to bypass the CH script censor.