dakota........ Your so far off the mark , I don't believe it. I think you had better revisit problem solving 101.........
Your method doesnt seem to cut it.
LOL....... and just for the record....... the term "board" presented in your original post header ....... isn't the correct usage of that word........ The word that you meant to use ........should have been "bored" as in you have nothing to do and you are bored.
The term board , could be used like this for example ........you are as thick as a board.
dl65