Calm down! If we want to get out of this situation alive, we're going to have to keep our heads together..
OH MY GOD! ITS HUGE! SOMEONE! GET OUT THE SHOTGUN!
WE DONT HAVE ANY SHELLS! WE LEFT THEM IN ESTONIA!
Oh no! And we can't get there because we're too inept to open Google on this perfectly fine working Laptop and enter the phrase "Legal driving age Estonia" which would prevent us all from being mauled and chewed to death.
Ah well. Anyone up for cake?