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fat_basterd21



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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2006, 02:28:53 AM »
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sorry for not talking i was gone!  thanks for the help guys!

I take it this means we answered his question with a ridicules guess
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2006, 04:48:55 PM »
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Not sure it will help.
The Users might just skipp this forum and join other, where he/she won't need to view twice his post before reply.
There should be another way to force them posting back (say, email attack).

What do u think, guys ?

I was thinking of forced castration and a 100 dollar fine.

We should be able to cover Fed's DSL then...

Nail his.........to a stump in the woods.Give him a knife.Pour gas on it and
you have voluntary castration.

LMAO! Dic-k Cheney would be proud!

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And for the repeat offender we can do the "barbwire in the pipe trick"..  :o :o :o

You've got to explain me that one.
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2006, 01:19:20 AM »
you stick a piece of 1" pipe up the talepipe insert barbwire or my fav. razorwire and pull the pipe out... leaving them with a nice little tail:o
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2006, 03:48:10 PM »
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you stick a piece of 1" pipe up the talepipe insert barbwire or my fav. razorwire and pull the pipe out... leaving them with a nice little tail:o

Wait, where does the pipe go?

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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2006, 07:51:03 PM »
This is way too much info...
" Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined. "

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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2006, 01:23:52 AM »
up the bunghole...  ;D
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2006, 06:20:35 AM »
This may belong in the "Other" section.  ::)

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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2006, 12:26:58 PM »
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up the bunghole...  ;D

Ah, so thats your interpretation of "Tail-pipe" You see, I wasn't absolutely certain at first but I am now!

So, where did you obtain this idea?

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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2006, 12:44:30 PM »
They taught us that in Iraq
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2006, 12:53:39 PM »
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They taught us that in Iraq

Are you in the army?

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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2006, 03:52:22 PM »
No... I shouldn't have said that....

I've heard this just about everywhere I've been....
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2006, 04:02:27 PM »
So,What is your occupation then,Tailpipe man?
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Re: Please help me!
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2006, 04:22:14 PM »
I work for Hostess...

Can you guess what I do?
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« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2006, 04:24:47 PM »
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I work for Hostess...

Can you guess what I do?

No problem at all.Your a "Twinkie". ;D

Just joking.My guess is a professional baker.

Which is a darn good ,honest,trade. :-?
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Sorry,The USA has ruined the language The United Kingdom loaned us. We do our best not to type gibberish. I Hope you can forgive us.

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« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2006, 04:28:14 PM »
a Twinkie!

it was a joke hidden in the context of the post

Actually I'm a Block Layer...

And I'm not gay, Not that theres anything wrong with that....
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