U could remove the platters, put them on a spinning potter's wheel, and have kids spray them with gold, silver, red, green and other festive colors. They could even add glue, sparkles, ribbons. Let them use their imaginations.
You could then hang them on your Christmas tree and hope the FBI doesn't notice them. To camouflage them, you could mix in a few dozen old CDs painted the same way. This would conceal them at least until after New Years when the tree would start to lose all its needles. This would at least give you time to think of a good way to destroy them in 08.