Sorry about that but at least my post was boarderlining 'help'.
The idea of the forum is for 'help/advice' which your post did not come close to achieving.
I am new as you can tell, apologies for the 'crack promotion' but seriously this is not a perfect world, i am offering him the easiest cheapest solution, if it crosses any of your moral boundaries you have issues...
Try not spam with the No No's and post +1 wherever you can.
Perhaps if you are after a solution leave a contact email address where you can be told every solution available.