Weird things always happen with my computers. Back in ancient times when I had DSL, I could only acess email and a few websites. Naturally first question from lvl 1 help desk, "Is it plugged in?" Duh! I'm online, sort of.
An hour into the conversation I noticed that the plug was only halfway plugged in. Sorta plugged in, sorta connected. I plugged the thing the rest of the way into the outlet, and my internet was restored to ALL it's glory. Well, all the glory that DSL is capable of.
When I told the poor help desk guy how I fixed it, I thought he was gonna choke to death. Help desk dudes now run screaming from the room like they're on fire when I call.
That's enough out of me. I need some sleep. Goodnight.
