alright, so let me get this straight, in the process of dealing with this special entity known as code (might I point out that the term was used quite inconsistently and incorrectly, the sure sign of somebody that has no clue what "code" is) which deals with software, suddenly made this fellows HAND turn to LIGHT.
Not to question your faith...or flame you, either.
However, you're so full of crap, you're eyes are brown!
No need for me to reiterate that.
hmm, interesting though, all the links given are forum posts. Any guesses as to the Original Poster of those threads?
And now, for my favourite part, where I discover large holes in his description that are larger then Roseanne's posterior.
Hello. Between march 2007 and march 2008 I was involved in testing a physics engine with a Japanese company called Polyphony Digital who make a driving simulator called Gran Turismo. During this process a brilliant Japanese cryptographer/physicist who was hired by Polyphony Digital developed a new type of code, which was used to control how the grip of the car would behave. This new code was then developed even further after I did a lot of testing with it.
they were probably really close to hiring a PROGRAMMER to develop this "code", but I guess they somehow decided that a mere programmer wouldn't suffice. No, in order to develop this code t hat had nothing to do with cryptography, they needed a cryptographer.
This code worked like a chain so it could also run at a speed.
all code works like a chain. All code is executed sequentially. All code is also in software and has the physical representation of charged transistors, so how they have mass that can travel the speed of light is beyond me. I also love the part that this code is in no way restricted by speed of hardware components.
In order to do this I had to think and move at the speed of light over a short time, about 3 or 4 seconds each effort. When I did, the last decision I made with my left hand broke through the fabric of space -time.
ok, now, just so I'm clear about this, and you don't miss my message:
you never thought or moved at the speed of light. to move at the speed of light requires infinite energy, and those 5 doobies and 3 red bulls don't exactly suffice. Also, why exactly were you deciding things with your left hand? Most people use their minds to make decisions, but hey, if you want to use your left hand, go ahead. Just don't expect to much logic to come out of it.
At this moment my arm became light.
Translation: My arm fell asleep.
By the time I looked away from my arm all the matter around me had become light and then space.
translation: I used my other arm to grab my coffee cup, which seemed lighter then usual. I looked inside to discover that all that was present was space.
For about 10 seconds I could see nothing but perfect white light and it was conscious, powerful and infinite. Then the light seemed to draw my attention to my left where there was somebody sitting down. At the time I didn’t recognise this person as I was very shocked and the whole thing caught me by surprise.
And all the photos are really grainy.
With binary code travelling the speed of light it was now possible to run scientific equations in 3 dimensions.
This allowed for the equation/test that found the points of inertia in the car. I found all these points and they made up the shape of a cross in the base of the chassis. For the cross to function it had to be placed somewhere. Another physicist who was hired later on by Polyphony Digital figured out that it went above the car. I then suggested that there might be a halo around the car and there was. Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls.
Wow, that's a lot to take in there- first off, what in particular was making it impossible to "run equations" in 3 dimensions? And you provide the further proof that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls (insert crude joke here).
So this was confirmation that the light I saw was God and the person sitting to his right was Jesus. This system of inertia symbolises what it took for him to go through with his own crucifixion. You have to see it.
naw, those drugs your co-worker gave you weren't tylenol. Rather, they were apparently a very strong hallucinogen.
To add to this proof, as the process went on I began finding weak points in this new 3 dimensional code.
So now it's code again? what is it? Code or equations?
I kept on breaking it, each time showing them exactly where to make it stronger. This continued until I couldn’t break it anymore. As I couldn’t do anything more with it, I suggested that they assume there is only light because that is what I saw when I broke through the fabric of space-time.
... using code that exists only as charged transistors, which I have previously explained kind of precludes any ability for this code to be have any physical existence.
This worked and they managed to create an environment made of light and it was more proof of what I had seen. I then made this environment of light perfect using mind power.
... Which is good, because you had no progra.. I mean, "code" skills whatsoever.
Hard to believe I know but I developed a connection with the code, which had grown over 6 months and which always happened at the moment of inertia.
most code projects last a little longer then 6 months. Your not the only person to "connect" which code. Of course, I'm sure the person that wrote it was a little more connected to it, especially considering he would have seen it as well. Of course, I have to give it to you, since you somehow managed to "connect" to the code with your mind. I had a similiar incident myself actually, I was particularly fond of a legal sized piece of paper, I just felt I was "connected" to it. Anyway, it had a nervous breakdown, and it's profits kind of folded.
So now the code is exactly what I saw when I broke through the fabric of space-time, which makes it God’s image. It isn’t hard to believe when you see it. It’s made of perfectly balanced positive and negative and every colour in the spectrum but perfect, white light travelling at the speed of light. I created something that just, is.
how very typical, you never wrote the equation... I mean, code, and yet now your claiming you created it. Sounds like somebody's intellectual property rights are being subjugated.
So to clarify everything shortly; this new code was a great piece of mathematics...
(well which is it? code or math? no time for metaphors, here)
and after a lot of work from me it was perfectly filled with inertia information. Then I managed to take this code all the way to the speed of light. I made one last decision at the speed of light and accidentally broke through the fabric of space-time.
all while sitting stationary in my chair!
Everything became light and it was conscious and there was a person sitting to my left who resembled Jesus but at that time I couldn’t say for sure who it was. Later on the points of inertia were found in the car by me. They were in the shape of a cross and this left the physicists with a cross. They eventually figured out that it went above the car in a system of inertia that controls how the weight of the car works. This confirmed who was sitting to my left earlier. A halo was then found around the car after I suggested it. Another physicist found that the weight of the car is shaped like a pair of balls. This system represents what it took for Jesus to go through with his crucifixion.
apparently his crucifixion involved a lot of tea-bagging. considering the kind of people the romans were, that doesn't surprise me at all.
It was built into the laws of physics so it could be found later on and everything I have just described has been recorded and can be watched from start to finish.
and where, pray,is this recording so we can see you go faster then the speed of light while being stationary.
You have to believe me on what happened
I'm afraid that isn't the case.
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..and what I saw because the owner of this video game, Kazonori Yamauchi decided to keep me in Ireland during the testing.
because they were convinced you had gone insane.
Him and his employees would have also seen the light and what happened. There would have been more than one witness and it probably would have been recorded on video but seeing what’s there now is enough to believe I wouldn’t lie about it. The proof and evidence of everything I am saying is there but this sad old Japanese man has ended up with it.
the proof always lies with a sad old japanese man. So is the way of the world.
There are some issues that have to be addressed. They haven’t made this public because a scientist would have to make this system of inertia work before they could say it is scientific proof or that it even exists. Even with the unfinished system of inertia, its very important that people see what has been found so far so that they can make their own decisions based on what is there.
before I go any further, I'd like to mention that this is a SOFTWARE PROGRAM and it thus is a SIMULATION of reality. something can only be used to facilitate scientific proof if it can be duplicated. something tells my that you won't be able to "connect" with anymore code in order to do that.
This is my third attempt at writing this in 8 months. The first version was too short, the second version was too long and in total I have received 3 open minded replies out of a few thousand.
the magic 3 out of a thousand, the ratio of people looking for something to believe in compared to those that actually have an established intelligence.
This should have been made public in a serious and respectful manner but thanks to this soulless, sad little man, Kazonori Yamauchi, its all gone wrong.
And now you say the japanese have no souls! This is starting to seem racist.
He caused all the problems and he is the reason there is only one witness. On top of that he stole a year of my life after I put everything into this process and he’s the reason you have to believe me under these unbelievable circumstances.
I'm afraid I don't have to do anything.
For anyone who reads this, please tell everyone you know.
FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW!
If you have the means to investigate it, I would advise it. It’s the biggest and most important story to break in about 2000 years and before that, 14 billion. I’m not a religious person and I have questioned my own sanity more than all the people who I’ve tried to share this information with so don’t bother.
ahem, have you considered being commited?
If you have any questions please ask. Any constructive criticism is welcomed. Any legal advice is greatly appreciated concerning international employment law intellectual property law and how to make public finding the points of inertia so I get my noble prize. Anything else, keep it to yourself.
you should have said that earlier!
“One giant leap for mankind. One decision for Colm.” The decision that broke through the fabric of space-time and made everything after that possible.
ahh, that's adorable, you even made a quote for yourself! for somebody that isn't looking for a following your awfully self-absorbed.
