I don't believe in global warming at all.
Statistics will say whatever you want them to.
Exactly.
of course- it doesn't mean we shouldn't try to recycle, reuse, etc... but if we're going to, we shouldn't be doing it in the the name of some apocolyptic event that somehow happens both incredibly slowly and is accelerating extremely fast, and causes both hot and cold temperatures in varying locations, kind of like, you know... weather.
Scientist 1:Dear god! I calculated all the temperatures from the thermometer readings for the year, and the average temperature has gone up an average of 1 degree!
Scientist 2:OMG!
Scientist 3:hey what are you guys getting all excited about. Oh, don't use that thermometer, the scale is set 1 degree to low.
Scientist 4: OUCH! my hair is so hot!
Scientist 5: it appears to be on fire.
Scientist 4: could you confirm your observation with some facts
Scientist 5: <takes thermometer>
Scientist 4: well? what are your results?
Scientist 5: you are not on fire. the reading is off. it says, "00E"
Scientist 2: you're reading it upside down.
Scientist 5: AHH, my lab coat! It's on fire! put me out!
Scientist 4: HOLD ON! I'll get another thermometer!
Scientist 5: AHHH
Scientist 2: I'll help!
*they go off, searching for a thermometer, meanwhile, scientist 5 burns to cinders*
Scientist 5: OK, we're back! alright, hold still...
Scientist 2: weird, only 20 degrees centigrade
Scientist 5: OMG! he lost weight! he must be infected! OK, gas masks everyone, we have a contagious disease here!
