I like pendulums. their.... so... mesmerizing. just going back and forth... back.... and... *YAWN*.
I tried to go forward in time by attaching a second pendulum to a grandfather clock. Didn't work very well. my second attempt involved playing my "second Helping" album at triple speed, in the hopes that the seconds would go by faster. To no avail.
My third attempt was a simple apparatus: minature grandfather clock, a ferret, and a donut box of 12 starved crazed weasels. while the weasels were trapped inside the small space containing the pendulum, and as I threw oranges at the clock face, I was supposed to simultaneously eat large amounts of sauerkraut. The plan failed however, because the oranges simply glanced off the clock face, the ferrets attacked each other, and the sauerkraut that I put ketchup on turned out to be rice crispies.So from my experiment with time travel, I ended up with bruised oranges, a smelly grandfather clock and cereal covered in ketchup. Back to the drawing board.
