they make up new laws so quickly they don't even realize that they are making perfectly legitimate business producing such things as PVR's and PVR software vigilante operations.
oh well. It's better then if I made the laws.
*ahem*
"Henceforth when one wishes to view or listen to televised video beyond the original broadcast date it will be required that they have at least four pets and overcook at least 2 turkeys that wiegh at most 15 pounds each, within a 48 hour period previous to the intended time of viewing. Note that this does not apply to those people who have not filed for divorce in the last 5 years or have been involved or otherwise witness a serial murderer eating crackers. If said person has witness a serial murder eating crackers, an exception will only be made if said murderer was also sharpening an axe,had the said person tied and bound to a chair and also had a cage-ful of rabid hedgehogs in a lemur cage within the room. Note also that according the the rules stated in Sect....
several more pages of limitations...
So in Conclusion, as long as the subject has not seen at least four of the Rocky movies previous and has also not engaged in the kinky *censored* activities outlines in section 45-B, then they will be permitted to duplicate only the number of movies equal to the number of rocky movies they have viewed subtracted from four. The limitation applies however when at least one of the mammals outlined in section 13-B has been within 40 feet of the subject and was also infected with tuberculosis...
and so you see- this is why it would be best if I DIDN'T become a politician.
