That happened here, Iwas taking apart my computer, and the easter bunny jumped in through the window, pointed at the sound card I had taken out, and Exclaimed, "IS THAT LINUX?". I promptly punched him in the face. And I told him he was only supposed to come into my room on sundays when everybody else was asleep. Otherwise I wouldn't be sleeping naked for him... hey wait a second, what was I talking about?
that was a pretty good one... geez, I'm a freaking comedic genius.