Like talking to a dial-tone.
Darn... I've wasted so many hours carrying on one sided conversations...
Me:So, how are things today?
<Dial tone>
Me: Heh, Cool!
<Dial tone>
Me: mmhm.
<Dial Tone>
Me: Of course I'm listening!
<Dial Tone>
Me:Go On.
<If you'd like to make a call, Please hang up, and try again. If you need help hang up and dial your operator.>
Me:Oh, you...