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All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« on: February 09, 2009, 09:22:24 AM »
Hi,
    I think all the computers from every company shipped to india even its accessories like RAM, etc.etc. are all fake! Even the pc mags shipped from USA are basically designed to support fake computers! These computers might be very outdated of 1990s! In many hollywood movies the laptops shown have extremely fast softwares and programming! In contrast, the programs from winamp to winrar are not even compatible with even a 3.0 Ghz machine! The pc games are not even 3d, they are all 2d! The RAM doesn't even seem to make any considerable difference in better working of pc! Everything is cheap!

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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 09:42:54 AM »
Do you live in India?  If not, how do you know this?

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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 09:54:47 AM »

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I think all the computers from every company shipped to india even its accessories like RAM, etc.etc. are all fake!
Anything to back this up?

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Even the pc mags shipped from USA are basically designed to support fake computers!
How so? What PC Mags?

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These computers might be very outdated of 1990s!
What the heck does this mean? The computers sent are from the 1990s? I doubt they had more than 5mb RAM back in the 1990s

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In many hollywood movies the laptops shown have extremely fast softwares and programming!
What the *censored* does this have to do with anything? Examples?

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In contrast, the programs from winamp to winrar are not even compatible with even a 3.0 Ghz machine!
What? 3GHZ in the 1990s?? Plus, this statement doesn't make sense.

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The pc games are not even 3d, they are all 2d!
3D games....now that's something to look forward to....

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The RAM doesn't even seem to make any considerable difference in better working of pc!
Many factors contribute to the speed of a computer, including RAM.

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Everything is cheap!
Because technology is getting cheaper.

I think you should either get your facts straight or stop blabbering on about something you don't know.
Haha, first time i've quoted every line.

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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2009, 10:00:29 AM »
Only one correction carbon... re memory amounts in the 90's :)


1990- a good computer maxed out at about 8MB 1995: maxed out around 128 or 256- but sometimes the cache controller couldn't cache part of it (which slowed everything down)

1999 and computers could max out at at least 512.


But... in short, I agree with the last statement, especially given the lack of references, the lack of any sort of cohesive sentence structure, the fact that several parts of the "rant" seem to contradict each other, thus nullifying any credibility one could give to the author. (if they can't even keep their thoughts straight, how can they expect to do so with facts?


Also... Winamp and winRAR both work perfectly fine on almost any windows machine. So saying they "aren't compatible with a 3.0 Ghz machine" is like saying that your pine tree freshener isn't compatible with any car that can go faster then 110KM.
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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2009, 04:33:05 PM »
Actually, if its a convertible going 110KMh, I don't think any air freshener will work ;D .

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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 04:43:42 PM »
Actually, if its a convertible going 110KMh, I don't think any air freshener will work ;D .

true, but that's really an incompatibility between the air freshener and an open architecture.  :)
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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2009, 05:40:36 PM »
I agree. The air freshener is still doing what air fresheners do...
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Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2009, 05:55:50 PM »
Yes... and the Open architecture simply causes an Air overflow that exceeds the air fresheners capacity to "freshen" enough to prevent it from performing the task of "freshening" to an acceptable degree.

Within a closed space the size of a car's interior, the particles of freshness will be able to perform the task of "freshening" the air molecules, which consists of catching them and cleaning them off. After cleaning, each particle of freshness deposits a signature upon the air molecule. This is what tickles our olfactory nerves when we smell the freshened particles, thus the kind of signature they leave behind determines the freshness scent. In any case, having the freshening module within a car with the top off reduces it's effectiveness; each particle of freshness goes off into the world, pulled by the wind, cleaning a few air molecules but then turning into a tiny clod of dirt that thus falls to the ground, and will be ridiculed by the air molecules above for eternity,

"look at him, he can't even fly,"

"well no duh, he's a piece of dirt! Don't be such an airhead!"

The dirt beneath him, thusly perturbed, exclaim

"he ain't no piece o' dirt, he just a varmint particle that ain't fit nowhere, none of thems comes around here without the dirt knowin"

the air replies,

"well, he looks  like dirt up here, you non-flying crap clods."

the dirt, annoyed:

"some of us are crap clods, but that doesn't mean you can treat us all like dirt!"

Thus started the bickering of the Air and dirt that has gone on since the very first vehicle left the factory with that "new car smell"...

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    Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
    « Reply #8 on: February 09, 2009, 06:34:46 PM »
    I Don't know what any of you's guys are talking about But this is the funniest Post I've ever seen.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HhAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    I think this poster should get the 1st POST of the year award !!!!
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    Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
    « Reply #9 on: February 09, 2009, 10:40:10 PM »
    What a waste of space here, but at least I know, that Laska really looks like laska :)

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      Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
      « Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 11:13:01 PM »
      Why Thank You My Dear & Mr. Broni,....So You Too Have Been N. of the Yukon Territory ?????   Or have you Just read the newspapers thru subscription ???
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      Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
      « Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 11:16:14 PM »
      Nah....I'm Polish, and the word "laska" has a very special meaning in my native language, but that's all I can say  :P :P

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      Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
      « Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 11:19:18 PM »
      wait a second... how can you be north of the yukon territory without either being in the NW territories or on that teensy peninsula ???
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      Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
      « Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 11:21:47 PM »
      BC, don't interrupt with some not important details while I'm talking to some pretty lady.....LOL

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        Re: All the computers shipped to india are fake!
        « Reply #14 on: February 10, 2009, 12:10:07 AM »
        Dear Mr. BC Shame Shame and Have You Never Read Your Maps, Please be sure to take the curvature of the Earth & the Extrapolation of the latitude into the current consideration of the Questioning on your part, The Party of the 1st Part Surely you can read my Postion better than You are ?? No ??
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