Are you serious! That's old for a orange bear. That is what he looks like, right? a Bear?
Come to think of it, it would be awesome to have a pet bear. just have it follow you around.
"hey, you can't bring that bear in here."
"If you like your face attached to your skull I can."
"um... okay then. Nice bear you got there sir!"
you can do whatever you want! break the rules!
"I'll get a breakfast sandwich, and put onions on that would you."
"I can give you onions on the side, we're not allowed to put it on for some reason."
"GRRRRRRRR"
"it's ok, Bron... I mean, Bear- this bear get's angry really fast- so I recommend you put onions on his sandwich."
of course, I'm sure there's worse stuff you could do, like take him into bars and start fights. Then just have the bear rip them apart. It could become it's own sitcom, "my pet bear and me" starring Kelsey Grammar. I'd watch that.
wow. weird how I went' off-kilter there, but I suppose that's my trademark.
