My Girl dump me

[Laska]

Yeah She Brooked Up Mit Me An I Donet Even Hivvey Nivvey

[squall_01]

Woah there little lady slow down.  We all need to go to a coffee shop and just all talk or something.  Ha I wasnt thinking like that but there are a few cyber cafes, however I dont have any were I am at.

[mroilfield]

Yeah She Brooked Up Mit Me An I Donet Even Hivvey Nivvey

Is that even English? 

I swear that I can see the English language in there some where just trying to break free.

[BC_Programmer]

Is that even English? 

I swear that I can see the English language in there some where just trying to break free.

when I first saw it, I saw this:

God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!

then I realized! Dear me! That's a palindromic phrase! (look at it backwards).


Or something along those lines.

[Aegis]

Oh, please don't start with the palindromes!   

[BC_Programmer]

OH NOES! I can't stop!


Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men interpret Nine men I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No x in Nixon
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
Naomi I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

[Laska]

Yes, One must plat it back'ards

[kuszmania9999]

Last night, i send all of her things to his sister, she want it to be that way, and nothing can be fixed
then she admited, that she has found somebody
Hope that man will never ever cheated on her
anyway, i'm cool with it..Thanks for all the help around..i owe you all for this

[squall_01]

thats almost as bad as mine I found out that the one guy that hangs out with some of my peps found out about my fun experinces with my ex that I had not wanted it to be cause I dont like him and he is very annoying.

[reddevilggg]

It must be season for it. Mine has dumped me to.

Every now and again life just kicks you in the balls.

[squall_01]

If that was true things would be getting alot better for me. 

[patio]

I like to stay ahead of the curve and fire all my girlfriends prematurely....
Once in awhile i'll get to missing one of them but it doesn't last long.

[Aegis]

You don't tell them they're the weakest link, do you?   

[ImnoGuru]

Thats sad kuszmania9999.
Now there's nothing of hers around to remember her by. The best part really that no one can take away from you is the memories.
They are yours forever.
I raise a glass to you kuszmania9999, Ive been on that horse myself.

[BC_Programmer]

You don't tell them they're the weakest link, do you?  

I vote, the best strategy would be to video-tape some footage of a airplane crash on the news where nobody survives, tell them your going on a business trip on the same flight, and then get a friend to run over there screaming a day or so later, saying OMG! turn on the news, and plops in the tape.

problem solved.