Author Topic: I can haz programming language! (Read 5446 times)

BC_Programmer · « **on:** September 08, 2009, 10:05:38 PM »

finally, the simple lexical constructs and easily understood grammar of the language used for "lolcat" captions has become a programming language!

Actually, it isn't new, but I thought it was hilarious.

The common, "hello world" program:

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

or outputting the numbers 1 to 10:

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
 UP VAR!!1
 VISIBLE VAR
 IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

and of course- printing the contents of a file:

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HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
PLZ OPEN FILE "LOLCATS.TXT"?
 AWSUM THX
            DOOZ
  NOM LINE IN FILE PUTZ IN LINEVAR PLZ
                VISIBLE LINEVAR
            NOM UNTIL NOMTHING WEFT
            DONE NOMS ON FILE
 O NOES
  INVISIBLE "ERROR"
KTHXBYE

In fact- it has bred it's own branch of computer science, in search of NOMs. what are NOMs? Practically everything edible. bits of paper can be NOMs. Mice, birds, insects... All NOMs.

EDIT:

OOPS... probably should have put this in Off-topic....

Helpmeh · « **Reply #1 on:** September 09, 2009, 01:55:39 PM »

If that was a real programming language, I would use it everyday!

Quantos · « **Reply #2 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:19:51 PM »

I realize I'm high. What was that though?

Helpmeh · « **Reply #3 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:21:18 PM »

Quote from: Quantos on September 09, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

I realize I'm high. What was that though?

That was funny. That's what it was.

BC_Programmer · « **Reply #4 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:21:55 PM »

it's smeezekitty's favourite programming language....

Quantos · « **Reply #5 on:** September 09, 2009, 05:23:26 PM »

Quote from: BC_Programmer on September 09, 2009, 05:21:55 PM

it's smeezekitty's favourite programming language....

Now that actually explains alot. Really, I $#it you not.

Geek-9pm · « **Reply #6 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:10:14 PM »

smeezekitty

I thought smeezekitty was a AI program that checks in here and pretends to be a human.

smeezekitty · « **Reply #7 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:18:45 PM »

Quote from: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:10:14 PM

smeezekitty

I thought smeezekitty was a AI program that checks in here and pretends to be a human.

knock it off
it is a real programming language but i hate it

Geek-9pm · « **Reply #8 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:22:27 PM »

Quote from: smeezekitty on September 09, 2009, 06:18:45 PM

knock it off
it is a real programming language but i hate it

http://www.youtube.com/user/smeezekitty

smeezekitty · « **Reply #9 on:** September 09, 2009, 06:53:50 PM »

Quote from: Geek-9pm on September 09, 2009, 06:22:27 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/smeezekitty

so what its just my youtube profile

mroilfield · « **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:41:24 AM »

Dang it Smeezekitty I didn't realize you were 29 years old.

I would have believed you were 2 or maybe even 9 but not 29.

smeezekitty · « **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2009, 12:45:14 AM »

thats set wrong
about 10 years high

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