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Which rules do you follow?
« on: May 28, 2009, 07:39:42 PM »
From http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules+of+the+internet

Not following these rules is a bannable offence.

Following rule 35 here is also a bannable offence...! Same with 55...although I don't agree with it either...

I personally prefer rule 100, which one do you prefer?
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2009, 10:25:36 PM »
well I certainly don't get what rule 55 or 100 is all about, but rule 35 is a definite.

and since I have a cat a home, I have to say rule 38 is my fav....   If you had and idea, as most do I'm sure, of how much damage a small house cat can do to you, I have to say I'd jump into a car real fast if I saw a lion, of all things.. :o

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2009, 10:34:25 PM »
well that was a complete waste of time.
I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2009, 01:49:26 AM »
I follow rule 666
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2009, 02:45:08 AM »
"waste of time"..?

What topics do you prefer?
« Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 03:07:15 AM by blockHEAD »

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2009, 03:04:07 AM »
The first few rules of that bring back memories..... ::)

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3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2009, 06:07:24 AM »
The first few rules of that bring back memories..... ::)

We're going to raid travien s9 today...I need to find out what happened to s1...or whatever that stupid site is called.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2009, 09:06:48 AM »
The first few rules of that bring back memories..... ::)


I wonder, how many other people know what/who you mean? LOL


"waste of time"..?

What topics do you prefer?


Topics not based on some verbose list of rules created arbitrarily  on a medium where the rules depend entirely on context in addition to being created by a bunch of hyperactive, Self-proclaimed hackers with the programming skills of a head of cauliflower, the "hacking" skills of a jar of peanut butter, and a complexion that resembles the surface of mars.
I was trying to dereference Null Pointers before it was cool.

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2009, 11:11:57 AM »
I wonder, how many other people know what/who you mean? LOL

You obviously do, but Helpmeh hasn't a clue... ;D

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2009, 07:59:09 PM »
I wonder, how many other people know what/who you mean? LOL


Topics not based on some verbose list of rules created arbitrarily  on a medium where the rules depend entirely on context in addition to being created by a bunch of hyperactive, Self-proclaimed hackers with the programming skills of a head of cauliflower, the "hacking" skills of a jar of peanut butter, and a complexion that resembles the surface of mars.

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2009, 06:18:35 PM »
I was thinking the same thing when I was reading those rules kpac
I agree with 11, 20 and  28

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2009, 07:47:32 AM »
I was thinking the same thing when I was reading those rules kpac

Which is.......?

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2009, 09:19:13 AM »
annon and anonymous and stuff

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2009, 10:31:53 AM »
annon and anonymous and stuff
It's not annon...it's anon.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2009, 10:40:29 AM »
It's not annon...it's anon.

Were you here when it happened? No. Do you know whether it was annon or anon? No.

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 10:41:11 AM »
You wernt here.  There was annon and then annnon and then annnnon.  They just kept adding n's!

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2009, 11:02:44 AM »
There's the old joke about the politician:  Not only does he write his own press releases, he believes them.

This applies to anonymous.

Are we supposed to be impressed?


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2009, 11:04:23 AM »
Do you know whether it was annon or anon?
Yes. It is anon. It is not an-non, it is anon.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2009, 11:08:48 AM »
Rule 101:  Don't be impressed by stupidity!!


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2009, 11:12:59 AM »
Yes. It is anon. It is not an-non, it is anon.

You wernt here.  There was annon and then annnon and then annnnon.  They just kept adding n's!

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2009, 11:23:13 AM »

And then there was Anon, and EFG became EGG, although newfags still call him EFG and the reason why EGG has a guy fawkes mask is because guy fawkes got raped and his face got ripped off.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2009, 12:33:56 PM »
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guy fawkes got raped and his face got ripped off.


What???   ???   ::) 


Rule 102:  Try to show some good taste, and not type whatever you think is all right, especially if not true.


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2009, 12:37:53 PM »

What???   ???   ::) 


Rule 102:  Try to show some good taste, and not type whatever you think is all right, especially if not true.
Rule 103: Any rule that Aegis makes up is lame and only newfags and fagfags follow them.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2009, 12:38:55 PM »
you shure do like fags helpmeh

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2009, 12:43:04 PM »
you shure do like fags helpmeh
on 4chan, everyone is some kind of *censored*...Although, not every kind of *censored* on 4chan is bad.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2009, 12:43:39 PM »
Or, he hates 'em.
Do a little bashing on the side, Helpmeh?


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2009, 12:44:01 PM »
so your a *censored* because your on 4chan? I think

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 12:47:26 PM »
so your a *censored* because your on 4chan? I think
Not in the way non-/b/rothers or /b/tards would think. *censored* is just a person. Finfags are people from Finland, Amerifags are Americans...Modfags are the most hated of all the fags though.
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2009, 12:48:24 PM »
actually a *censored* is a bundle of sticks.....

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 12:49:30 PM »
Very good, CR!  It also used to be slang for a cigarette. 


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2009, 12:50:24 PM »
Do I get a cookie!!!! :D

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2009, 12:53:00 PM »
Well, if you'd like.  I truly wasn't saying 'very good' like a teacher -- I was impressed that you knew that little fact!


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2009, 12:55:13 PM »
I thought everyone new that  ???

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2009, 01:04:41 PM »
actually a *censored* is a bundle of sticks.....
and
Very good, CR!  It also used to be slang for a cigarette. 
(Still is in England)

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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2009, 01:14:09 PM »
this is great, love urban dictionary! ;D


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2009, 01:16:12 PM »
THANK YOU!
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2009, 02:08:33 PM »
 ;D  that was good!


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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2009, 06:44:33 PM »
Grow up and stop the personal insults...
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Re: Which rules do you follow?
« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2009, 11:23:38 PM »
When did this place turn into a social-networking site?